Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Lmao, i had to use the //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif. I have no other way of showing that particular emotion, I guess its meant to be somewhat negative. Its not like I like the fact that I have to work while my roomate gets 600+ bucks a month and all his bills paid for by his parents. lol.
And, my parents wont help me out because they cant. They dont have that much money and have their own bills. They make just above the criteria. I'll be appreciative of any small amount of money that they send my way though.

Oh i see. I thought they may be baller or something and just not willing to help out. I have no idea what the cutoff point is. But $600 bucks a month??!?!?!? Geez. Well my old room mate got $480 a month. His dad also manages the nearest Wal-Mart distribution center though. They are baller.

Things will work out in the end though for you. Don't worry.

If I drank that much in 2 hours, all the speakers in my house would be blown

3 billions

I've already gotten an intense boner and haven't even left the house yet. Gonna be a good night.

lol @ blown speakers.

over a thousand for sure

Use that boner for once //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Trip will be made then.
I bet drunks are easy targets @ the poker table, eh?

My bro got me into playing online poker a lot when I was a senior on high school. He got pissed cause in just 2 weeks I had won more tournaments than he had in a month.

he thought he was good till my dad have him $300 on his birthday in pokerchips. He lost it all to an old woman and a young asian in Philidelphia. lawl.

Two extremes there. In general old women are more cautious, and if they ever raise you can be confident they are extremely strong. Not a huge threat though, as they are not likely to run over the table.

Asians are typically poor players IMO. They are reckless, chasing straights and flushes like crazy. They will frustrate you because they catch miracle cards a lot (simply because they are chasing miracle cards much more than most). If the cards are not falling in your favor then they can really mess your night up, raising you off of your draws when the Asian has no real chance of winning.

Over the long haul, you will win more off the Asians, but on a given night they can cost you money.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

lol @ blown speakers.

over a thousand for sure

Use that boner for once //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Mushroom stamps for everyone. All the work ladies just got dressed over hurr and den left, hence the raging boner. I'm going to Alexia's for a little party... but it's an hour away so they didn't want to come.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I'm with the rents still...Going to give the guys a call here soon.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

luallz what does this mean

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

doesnt matter.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Somebody go out and get some vag and do it in the name of bdawson72

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Nevermind. I don't want to have to go all the way to Mississip. just to learn Racism.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Nevermind. I don't want to have to go all the way to Mississip. just to learn Racism.

What better place?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Hooters Swimsuit contest on FSN

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Hoes all over the globe

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Two extremes there. In general old women are more cautious, and if they ever raise you can be confident they are extremely strong. Not a huge threat though, as they are not likely to run over the table.
Asians are typically poor players IMO. They are reckless, chasing straights and flushes like crazy. They will frustrate you because they catch miracle cards a lot (simply because they are chasing miracle cards much more than most). If the cards are not falling in your favor then they can really mess your night up, raising you off of your draws when the Asian has no real chance of winning.

Over the long haul, you will win more off the Asians, but on a given night they can cost you money.

Now how many years have you played poker at the Casino? lol

doesnt matter.

OWNED! Nice.

Nevermind. I don't want to have to go all the way to Mississip. just to learn Racism.

Hey now.

What better place?

x2

Hooters Swimsuit contest on FSN

Thx

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Hoes all over the globe

Lucky you!

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

What are some worthwhile movies to download?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I meant Louisiana.