Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

ok remember the girl that hit me? She lied, which is why its taking so long for the INS to pay me. She said that I was driving and that the cops pulled me over after the accident. So it looks like im going to be taking this to small claims court with the officers statement, my pictures and such. IF her insurance company doesnt decide in my favor. Just a small update. Stupid bich. Im going to kill her if I ever see her again.
Oh and her insurance company....its teh reason she lied. The insurance company insures high risk people, who cant get insurance any way else. Her deductible is supposedly over $500 and her premium is up in the thousands.

still going to kill her.

/rant

So, is she/her insurance trying to say it was your fault? Or are they just saying that they have not made a determination?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I just ate 15 spicy honney bbq wings from KFC
Can't wait to shit those out:crap:

Someone on here recommended Little Ceasar's wings. I tried them yesterday and wasn't impressed considering you get 8 small wings for $5 or an entire fking pizza for $5. They weren't terrible, but someone hyped them up to be awesome.

Welp, I'm gone, be back next year, lulz
Have a great New Years

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You too, be safe.

Not you guys BTW. No ****.

You know I will.

Hahaha.. the diversity of CT is what makes it work.
Nathan, drive up here for new years.

Little short notice. Can you just picture us all walking into the bar? I can and its teh funny.

UPDATE

So far I have messed up 3 times as you can see. I almost one the whole up.

Nice! I just have 7 bud light limes. Bout to be done with the first.

SHHHH here comes BB with an update

Geez, that was timed quite fantastically.

After 12 beerz, I am sure you could. Stupid *** DUI FTL though.
I think each person should "test" and get a rating based on their true capabilities. The arbitrary standards based on the least competent among us is simply un American.

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I had my old room matedrive us home one night when he swore he wasn't too drunk. This is the type of guy that is like kinkyfegs I guess, because he does not give a fk. Anyways, the next morning he wakes up and goes "how'd we get home?"

I was like WTF?! He drove perfectly, used signals and everything. Yet didn't remember driving home. I drunk and drove in high school a few times, but refuse to now. I am proud to say I have not drove after drinking once this semester. DUI's ftl.

Lawl I just counted a third time. it is 13.

You iz drunk.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

So, is she/her insurance trying to say it was your fault? Or are they just saying that they have not made a determination?

they are saying they have to do another investigation because of our conflicting stories.

I was like ok, well here call this cop he saw the whole thing along with 3 other cops.

Stupid wh0re. Ill kill her.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

ok remember the girl that hit me? She lied, which is why its taking so long for the INS to pay me. She said that I was driving and that the cops pulled me over after the accident. So it looks like im going to be taking this to small claims court with the officers statement, my pictures and such. IF her insurance company doesnt decide in my favor. Just a small update. Stupid bich. Im going to kill her if I ever see her again.
Oh and her insurance company....its teh reason she lied. The insurance company insures high risk people, who cant get insurance any way else. Her deductible is supposedly over $500 and her premium is up in the thousands.

still going to kill her.

/rant

That is crazy.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Words son. I iz drinking. Drunk happens. I'm a 7 day a week pro though.

Imagine how crazy shit would be if I never went to work. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

they are saying they have to do another investigation because of our conflicting stories.
I was like ok, well here call this cop he saw the whole thing along with 3 other cops.

Stupid wh0re. Ill kill her.

nga, if you get sketchy, let me know. I'll call her, poke her guts, and then kill her.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

nga, if you get sketchy, let me know. I'll call her, poke her guts, and then kill her.

she is short fat ugly with a baltimore belly. You dont want it. just call her then kill her. Maybe deerhunt can hit it.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

no, using that company means she cant get insured by a regular company.
Maryland auto insurance fund. Is her carrier, they insure very high risk people. Premiums and deductibles are sky high and they pay high interest on each payment(not the only company that charges interest, but these are like car payments). Ive been researching. so I see why she is trying to lie. Her bumper was ****ed up from someone she hit before. ***** shouldnt be driving.

And yes, she hit my car when it was parked, and i was standing out side of it.

Feck that bish. You need a witness?

she is short fat ugly with a baltimore belly. You dont want it. just call her then kill her. Maybe deerhunt can hit it.

There we go. Deerhunt can fawk her and then hit her with his arrow skillz.

In the neck like he does deer.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Feck that bish. You need a witness?


There we go. Deerhunt can fawk her and then hit her with his arrow skillz.

In the neck like he does deer.

I have 4 witnesses, all cops. I hate that ***** for making me have to call them to help. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

she is short fat ugly with a baltimore belly. You dont want it. just call her then kill her. Maybe deerhunt can hit it.

If shes ugly I don't want it. But out of curiosity, my definition of fat too, or just yours? lol

Feck that bish. You need a witness?


There we go. Deerhunt can fawk her and then hit her with his arrow skillz.

In the neck like he does deer.

Good memory!

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I have 4 witnesses, all cops. I hate that ***** for making me have to call them to help. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

Yea but I could **** her and give her aids. Cops can't do that. Think about it. How much do you REALLY hate her.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Feck that bish. You need a witness?


There we go. Deerhunt can fawk her and then hit her with his arrow skillz.

In the neck like he does deer.

my definition of fat. I do not liek bellies. She has a bmore belly. and yes she is ugly.

Yea but I could **** her and give her aids. Cops can't do that. Think about it. How much do you REALLY hate her.

I would not like you to do that, because baltimore is already pretty high on aids and other stds rate. it would not stop her from fukking. Infect her with sars or bird flu.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

lol @ SARS...been a while since I have heard that mentioned.

and BB...what else do you do while your drink and poast? I normally listen to rap music.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES!

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[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

my definition of fat. I do not liek bellies. She has a bmore belly. and yes she is ugly.



I would not like you to do that, because baltimore is already pretty high on aids and other stds rate. it would not stop her from fukking. Infect her with sars or bird flu.

Bird Flu is a make believe desease. I will do sars. What ever the hell that is.