Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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Who steals bleach?
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif You'd be surprised. It's mostly those who buy in bulk, where we fill up their chemical drums outside from our bulk tank. Nobodys back there 99% of the time, and during the summer we're always short a few hundred gallons.
 
If a do0d in street clothes tried to detain me, I'd laugh at them and proceed to walk out.
That's fine because I would just follow you to your car while on my cell phone with the police and give them your license plate number and let them detain you.

 
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif You'd be surprised. It's mostly those who buy in bulk, where we fill up their chemical drums outside from our bulk tank. Nobodys back there 99% of the time, and during the summer we're always short a few hundred gallons.
That's ghetto yo.

I bet they go back there and fill up pretending that they are going to come inside and pay afterwards and then just book. You shoul dlock it.

 
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By law we're not allowed to detain them, only ask them to stop. Then call the police. It's all for insurance reasons.
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It sucks because I've seen people walk out with golf clubs and I can't chase them down. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 
Until it's a policeman that slams your head into the concrete. It was funny...When I was at Lowe's, there was an undercover policeman in our store (on the govt dime)...same a guy run out with this sump pump. (It's about $300) and he grabbed the guy and slammed his head on the concrete. Boy did it bounce.
Well that wouldn't be so fun.

That's hilarious. We often had customers who tried to return paint filled with water, mud, etc.
You guys opened every paint can returned?

 
Then I would have no reason to detain you now would I?
Not unless you were bored, nope.

I'm confused. I know you used to work security at a store, and I derive that you still do from your conversations.
However , I also thought you worked at an automobile plant???
There was a small stint where he did. Very small. I missed the conversion back to security too.

 
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