Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

$240 a month.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

im hungry as shit.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

$240 a month.

thats big ballin' in my world.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

i got a 3k raise. i dont think thats much like $250 more a month?

yep, pre tax

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

You know. I was at the gas station the other night and this car full of black people get out and start hopping around, literly, and screaming that they're President is black. They also had their stereo blasting out Jeezy. Sounded horrible. I was inside getting a lottery ticket, and they came inside screaming again about their President. One of them picked up a few candy bars and walked out of the store, the clerk started yelling at them saying they have to pay for it. But I don't think they heard him over the obnoxious music! I could only think of the excuse that they shouldn't have to pay for anything because Obama's black!
But all I could think of was that I just got some really cheap gas for $2.02 a gallon.

LOL.

I cannot count the times I have heard black people blaring "My President" by Jeezy since the election ended. I mean they will have it full blast with the distortion button on max.

I had a girl stay the night and I couldn't stop farting. Pretty sure I was farting every hour on the hour. I just kept it under the comforters in hopes that she wouldn't poison herself by lifting them up.

ewwwwwwwwww. did you sling it to her? Or just another female friend of yours that never will put out to you?

I just bought 4 tickets to the inauguration off E-bay. Man, this is the best day of my life. There is nothing anyone could do or say that could bring me down now!

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

this old dude tried to pull it on me once when i tried to sneak a bottle of MD out of the liquor store. he started screaming "citizen's arrest! citizen's arrest!". ran up and tried to strong arm me. i punched him in the neck and got in my jeep. he was rolling around in the parking lot trying to breathe when i drove off.

Sounds like you need to make a thread!

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Flu shot time I guess. There is a big *** van in the parking lot giving that shit away.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

Flu shot time I guess. There is a big *** van in the parking lot giving that shit away.

I didn't know Jack Kevorkian was released from prison.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

yep, pre tax

yeah, shits whack. oh well though. its a raise at least. its like a $1.50 raise /hour

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

ive just recently started drinking coffee. it does nothing for me. am i doing something wrong?

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

I really need to develop a strategy of finding a new job when I graduate.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

ive just recently started drinking coffee. it does nothing for me. am i doing something wrong?

Watch out for the decaf, it's a scam.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

My plan was to move out of state, but I do not have enough money to do so. I was looking at trying for an internship at Target's corporate HQ in Minneapolis.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

My plan was to move out of state, but I do not have enough money to do so. I was looking at trying for an internship at Target's corporate HQ in Minneapolis.

Stay in Detroit and become a union boss.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

GM is ready to fold. Detroit will become New Orleans after Katrina, but this was a serious question.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

The economy is good in Minneapolis. I'm familiar with the area and know people there so it makes sense. The problem is, finding a job when I live 12 hours away.