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I just bought 4 tickets to the inauguration off E-bay. Man, this is the best day of my life. There is nothing anyone could do or say that could bring me down now!
Lul, I don't know if I believe you. I did, however, just buy some Crystal Method tickets for their show in Chicago.

 
You know. I was at the gas station the other night and this car full of black people get out and start hopping around, literly, and screaming that they're President is black. They also had their stereo blasting out Jeezy. Sounded horrible. I was inside getting a lottery ticket, and they came inside screaming again about their President. One of them picked up a few candy bars and walked out of the store, the clerk started yelling at them saying they have to pay for it. But I don't think they heard him over the obnoxious music! I could only think of the excuse that they shouldn't have to pay for anything because Obama's black!

But all I could think of was that I just got some really cheap gas for $2.02 a gallon.

 
You know. I was at the gas station the other night and this car full of black people get out and start hopping around, literly, and screaming that they're President is black. They also had their stereo blasting out Jeezy. Sounded horrible. I was inside getting a lottery ticket, and they came inside screaming again about their President. One of them picked up a few candy bars and walked out of the store, the clerk started yelling at them saying they have to pay for it. But I don't think they heard him over the obnoxious music! I could only think of the excuse that they shouldn't have to pay for anything because Obama's black!
But all I could think of was that I just got some really cheap gas for $2.02 a gallon.
You should have stepped up and conducted a citizen's arrest.

 
Now what would you know it?
this old dude tried to pull it on me once when i tried to sneak a bottle of MD out of the liquor store. he started screaming "citizen's arrest! citizen's arrest!". ran up and tried to strong arm me. i punched him in the neck and got in my jeep. he was rolling around in the parking lot trying to breathe when i drove off.

 
this old dude tried to pull it on me once when i tried to sneak a bottle of MD out of the liquor store. he started screaming "citizen's arrest! citizen's arrest!". ran up and tried to strong arm me. i punched him in the neck and got in my jeep. he was rolling around in the parking lot trying to breathe when i drove off.
Dude, this is CT. The only person who is allowed to troll in here is Flip.

 
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