Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Celeb Rehab is the shit, lol. Gary Busey is one crazy fvck.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i hear them talking about it on stern.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

2 counts of aggravated assault, 2 counts of domestic violence.
Not my ho....I has none. I have a friend that cannot deal with women.

On the contrary. Icetee would probably consider that dealing very well.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Is it safe to leave my laptop plugged up at all times?

ive had mine plugged in for months at a time. my older one never leaves the desktop.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

At least he doesn't have the "nig" in him my black friend Antonio does.

He called me a few weeks ago telling me how he ran from the cops as soon as they turned their lights on and it wasn't even because of him. LOL. his running made them chase him though.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

This reminds me of a friend of mine. ****** Frank. He's got no n1g in him. He just has no sense... Good guy, no sense.

He's the borderline example of what racist people would justify as a "white n1gger"

I can't be the only one that's heard... "There are black people... and then there are n1ggers, and not all n1ggers are black."

I used to be a plumber, I actually had to work with people to get them to be that reasonable... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

Forgot where I was going with this... oh well.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Wow...everyone having a bday.
Hell, I will be 25. I am at the point I will be giving them away soon.

Id didn't get this memo yet, so I still have no plans on being a father.

Twas crazy when I walked over my friend's house...I waltzed in and polices where swarming. I said....maybe I should go. lol.

Tis the time to stay for the entertainment.

I did have a valuable discussion with another friend. See, I am trying to improve my social situation and hang out with a different crowd...linked by those who I carpool with. We were having a discussion about people who didn't seem to make it in HS. I told about a person I know/knew whose primary occupation was selling plasma to finance his crack-cocain habit. Apparently, this new crowd of people have never met a junkie before.
So, my friend suggested I just STFU about "stories" from my past when others are sharing stories.

I disagree with your friend. Socializing and bonding with a group doesn't mean you throw away who you are and what has molded you. I am not one for fake crowds. I understand that tact and class can be necessary, but omitting stories from your past? c'mon.

Stop trollin.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Well just got home and noticed a suspicious gook wandering around. I told the woman to get her camera ready on her phone. She asked why and I told her just do it. Well I was wearing a hoodie and I decided to put the hood on true gangster style like Slim Shady. I get out of the car and yell "yo cheesemind" The gook looked puzzled and I yelled again "yo cheesemind" then it said what, and I'm like are you cheesemind and he said nah, and I said my bad and I went inside. My fiance has been asking what a cheesemind is.

HOLY SHIT WIN! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I still use and prefer IE 6.

I can't endorse that, but I rock IE7 with the pro plugin and love it.

Is it safe to leave my laptop plugged up at all times?

Yes

And like I said before, when you know more people who spend their life in and out of jail vs those who don't it's hard to make new friends, that is, unless I learn how to STFU about my past.

FUCKING LIES! STOP TROLLING WITH THIS RIDICULOUS SHIT.

I have uncles who are addicted to everything under the sun. One uncle pissed himself on my dads couch after my wedding reception. I have a cousin who can't stay out of jail because he loves stealing Dr. script pads and writing his own vicodin scripts. I spent a lot of my life living in less than favorable spots of south chicago. I have no problems making new friends and sharing my experiences.

I don't even know why I bothered posting any serious reply because this has to be bait. There is no way you believe what you have said.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

heh

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

sup fewls

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

morning bishes.

after a wild night of drinking and fooling around with random chicks i made it to work only 8 minutes late. quite an acclomplishment if i say so myself. now you fools need to keep me awake.

what it do?!?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

hello

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I had a girl stay the night and I couldn't stop farting. Pretty sure I was farting every hour on the hour. I just kept it under the comforters in hopes that she wouldn't poison herself by lifting them up.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I just bought 4 tickets to the inauguration off E-bay. Man, this is the best day of my life. There is nothing anyone could do or say that could bring me down now!

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I had a girl stay the night and I couldn't stop farting. Pretty sure I was farting every hour on the hour. I just kept it under the comforters in hopes that she wouldn't poison herself by lifting them up.

You need a fart away.