Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I cannot stretch my tongue out. I may get surgery to cut the things holding my tongue in. I'll be a ****ing lizard.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

kind of upset that tigers frivolous posts containing nothing but libel directed my way will be glossed over

What can I say man? You're such an alpha male. You know, the head honcho, the guy who calls the shots around here, I just can't compete.

Just like that really cool guy from back in high school. The captain of the football team who beat up all the nerds. It's a shame he's gay now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

This whole time I thought I was alpha //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Except the captain of the football team didn't look like a princess with his hair all did up, troll around on a car audio forum, and play starcraft.

Are you one of those eGangsters Preston? The type that make up for the inadequate life by making fun of others on the internet? That's what it looks like you're doing. You're making fun of me and everyone else on the forum. Dude, you're such a badass. You're a pretty boy turned alpha male via the anonymity of the internet.

Congrats Princess!!

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

My sister is a princess. My dad used to call her such until she got knocked up.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

My sister is a princess. My dad used to call her such until she got knocked up.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I'm not going to sit here and pretend to respond to your bullshit questions only to be undermined by my own body language. Won't do it.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Oh snap, 12 posts

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

My sister is a princess. My dad used to call her such until she got knocked up.

Oh, look at that, you remind Icetee of his slutty sister!

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I'm not going to sit here and pretend to respond to your bullshit questions only to be undermined by my own body language. Won't do it.

Oh, yep. I was totally right. You're one of those eGangsters who's trying to be all alpha male by lowering how everyone else perceives me.

Job Well Done! What else do you have for me?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Man, you totally read me. You're crazy good.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Just the word princess reminded me of her.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

She even had a tiara when she was a kid.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Man, you totally read me. You're crazy good.

You seem lost.

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/m4m/

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Kansas City is in Missouri. At least the good one is.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

You really don't like being starved of attention, do you icetee?