Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Well, yes. Didn't you see the post about my boss?

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Good grief I really don't know what the hell you people are talking about.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I don't read threads you make.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Tigers woman introspection has been so useful to me that i was able to apply it and literally fuck my 40 yearold boss today.

He was obviously being flirtatious and since i was the only one in the room, i knew it was me he wanted. The way he had his arms crossed i could tell he was being very outgoing, wanting to engage me, yet still trying to be coy. An enigma he thought he was.
I made a pass at him. As he lunged back i read him. He was trying to pretend my homosexuality offended him. I said look, i'm an expert at reading body language, you men are all the same, i read you like a book... a childrens book.. nothing but pictures and shit... and like that, he folded. No more words were even needed. It was like i was doing the jedi mind trick. I really do astonish myself. What transpired i cannot entirely describe.

You'd be proud, tiger.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

So you're still single and you're joking about fucking your gay boss on a car audio forum? Very nice Preston...You will go far in life.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

So you're still single and you're joking about fucking your gay boss on a car audio forum? Very nice Preston...You will go far in life.

Hey.

Nobody said anything about being gay. Grow up.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Hey.

Nobody said anything about being gay. Grow up.

There's nothing not gay about a dick in the ***.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I hate anal //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Ill laugh in the morning.

Cya.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

There's nothing not gay about a dick in the ***.

On a scale of one to labret piercing, how bad do you think that would be?

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Did someone get pierced here?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Did someone get pierced here?

He's trying to show his skills off by making himself appear less interested in the opposite ***.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

On a scale of one to labret piercing, how bad do you think that would be?

Somewhere around emo, pretty boy...

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Somewhere around emo, pretty boy...

I have these emotions, i can't help it.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I'm more confused then sblazer at a gym