Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I really don't why it posted 12 times. This forum is acting screwy.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

You really don't like being starved of attention, do you icetee?

We settled this awhile ago that I am centric, but I am enjoying your guys banter.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

We settled this awhile ago that I am centric, but I am enjoying your guys banter.

I feel ya. Princess isn't really that bad of a guy to be honest though. No hard feelings towards him.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I thought Corey was the princess since he wore the outfit?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I cannot stretch my tongue out. I may get surgery to cut the things holding my tongue in. I'll be a ****ing lizard.

This made me fucking lol though.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I thought Corey was the princess since he wore the outfit?

There's nothing wrong with them both being Princesses. I mean, have you ever seen a picture of Mr. Preston?

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

The only pic I saw was of Owen Wilson. I wasn't sure if that was really him or not.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

You seem lost.
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/m4m/

Not lost at all. That is my homepage.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Oooh, you're right. Preston kinda looks like what you would imagine if Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas assfucked Owen Wilson and had a bastard child.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I really am concerned about my tongue. I think she wants me to go down on her, but my tongue is not long at all. I feel more comfortable tying her up and beating her. I don't know why, but I get such a boner when she is defenseless. I wonder if there is a deeper reason to my aggression towards her in the bedroom.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Not lost at all. That is my homepage.

I did not give you permission to address me or quote my post. PM me next time you have a question.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I really am concerned about my tongue. I think she wants me to go down on her, but my tongue is not long at all. I feel more comfortable tying her up and beating her. I don't know why, but I get such a boner when she is defenseless. I wonder if there is a deeper reason to my aggression towards her in the bedroom.

The length of your tongue is irrelevant in oral. It's what you do with it.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

The length of your tongue is irrelevant in oral. It's what you do with it.

I don't have much skill with my tongue. I can't curl it or anything like that. Basically all I can do is slobber on her clit.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I don't have much skill with my tongue. I can't curl it or anything like that. Basically all I can do is slobber on her clit.

Omg dude. I think I just woke up the neighbors laughing. Watch some **** with girls eating each other out. Go from there. Try some of that shit out at the very least, it'll give you some ideas of different things to try.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Omg dude. I think I just woke up the neighbors laughing. Watch some **** with girls eating each other out. Go from there. Try some of that shit out at the very least, it'll give you some ideas of different things to try.

Yeah dude. Everything you see in ****, chicks like. *** in her face too!