Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

If I went as a black man here, I wouldn't get many lols

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

So, I went by another car lot today. The car salesman asks me for contact information and I give it to him. He then asks how I heard about their dealership.
I tell him that I drive by it several times a week. He says, "come on, my boss will flip out if I put that down. He spends a lot of money on advertising."

I say, "fine, if you don't like my answer then put down whatever the hell you want to. I don't give a shit."

He laughs nervously and I say, "seriously, I don't know why you even bother asking me if you don't want to know the truth."

WTF is wrong with these assholes? They all play this little game where they try to make the customer feel responsible for management's satisfaction with them.

The problem today is most "salesman" are scripted. They use what demograpics say works to make a "script" for them to follow. Most slaesmen during bad times don't make is because of this. Only the unconventional "I'll be dammned what the book or sales manager says" sales personnel make it. He is holdng onto text book plays his manager has approved. During most times these plays work. In time like now, you need an unconventional thinker and listenr to sell ANYTHING.

Pass by him and find the "unconventional". If someone actually peaks your intellect, this will be the person that ctually listesn to you andgets you deal made for you.

Honestly

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

If you are going for full negroe and attention, wear a black strap on.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

My brother told me to dye my hair black. i promptly told him no.

Shoe polish would make my hair greasy and clump up, just like a negroe's.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

i make a terrible salesman. I am too honest. When I used to work the sales floor at Kmart I told the customers to go to Walmart.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, Iam I know you are right -- and they probably do get their ***** chewed when they let the customer "take over the sale."

I am thinking of telling them up front that: I may or may not finance through them, depending on the rate; STFU about payments, I am going to negotiate the price of the vehicle; he can drop the 'my manager insists on this' shit, I don't care whether he and his manager get along; if he needs to get permission to break from the normal process, then do it now; if this is too much for them then let me know up front.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

8.5. I can wear 9's though so... nah.

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=356773

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Wow..James, how tall are you? I am 5'7 and wear an 11.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I wear a size 13 but you need a good foundation when you swing a big stick like myself.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

decisions, decisions...

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

corey=

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

corey=

2nd time youve posted this haha

must be developing Alzheimer with your old ***.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

2nd time youve posted this haha
must be developing Alzheimer with your old ***.

Id say it is the 5th time. And I do it every so often to remind you that I have compromising pics of you.

Dont get out of line.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Id say it is the 5th time. And I do it every so often to remind you that I have compromising pics of you.
Dont get out of line.

So Tap, what did you think when you saw a thread titled: Trade Agreement WSW and Tap?

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Id say it is the 5th time. And I do it every so often to remind you that I have compromising pics of you.
Dont get out of line.

I laugh every time.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

So Tap, what did you think when you saw a thread titled: Trade Agreement WSW and Tap?

I literally looked at the title and went WTF?