Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

She's got the ups and BDaws got the downs.

Yea somethin like that. I can hang on the rim and she can out rebound me.
But yea im an depressed ass. It'd be nice to shake it though.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Yea somethin like that. I can hang on the rim and she can out rebound me.
But yea im an depressed ass. It'd be nice to shake it though.

Bang the one tha has the hops and forget about bi.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Even if I loved a girl I think this would help soften the hurt especially if I got to tap both of them at the same time.

Actually it does quite the opposite. I can beat a guys ass. But I can't touch a dyke. It also causes you to question your manhood, which is never a good thing. That **** hurts a lot more. Trust me. Lesbians are not quite what you see in porn man.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Actually it does quite the opposite. I can beat a guys ass. But I can't touch a dyke. It also causes you to question your manhood, which is never a good thing. That **** hurts a lot more. Trust me. Lesbians are not quite what you see in porn man.

This reminds me of a seinfeld episode where george finds out his old fiancee turns into a lesbian after they broke up.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Actually it does quite the opposite. I can beat a guys ass. But I can't touch a dyke. It also causes you to question your manhood, which is never a good thing. That **** hurts a lot more. Trust me. Lesbians are not quite what you see in porn man.

I wouldn't question my manhood. I would question her sanity.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I wouldn't question my manhood. I would question her sanity.

You're far better than I was at 17-18 then......Lowered my cockiness from 99 to -75 (on a scale from 0-100).

And to think that I was supposed to marry tha ho at such a young age. LMAO

I got pwnt.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Actually it does quite the opposite. I can beat a guys ass. But I can't touch a dyke. It also causes you to question your manhood, which is never a good thing. That **** hurts a lot more. Trust me. Lesbians are not quite what you see in porn man.

That is not logical. She left you for something that men are not supposed to have, boobs and a ******.

Besides, I think you are being a bit hypocritical. You like girls too.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Ok BB now you have the pm, don't lose it.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

You're far better than I was at 17-18 then......Lowered my cockiness from 99 to -75 (on a scale from 0-100).
And to think that I was supposed to marry tha ho at such a young age. LMAO

I got pwnt.

Yes, at 18 I was at about 120 on a scale of 0-100 in cockyness. I was not only cocky, I was invincible.

But getting owned would have been actually getting married at that age. Count your blessings. Its been over 2 years B. Move the fawk on.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

That is not logical. She left you for something that men are not supposed to have, boobs and a ******.
Besides, I think you are being a bit hypocritical. You like girls too.

True. But I wasnt speaking in that sense. Its more like "wtf","htf", "and to me of all people".....Maybe i shouldve said that it was a hopeless feeling. It ****ed up my head for a loooooong time afterwards.

Ah well. thank god that the situation doesnt bother me like it used to.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

That is not logical. She left you for something that men are not supposed to have, boobs and a ******.
Besides, I think you are being a bit hypocritical. You like girls too.

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Ok BB now you have the pm, don't lose it.

God daym you and your PM's.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Yes, at 18 I was at about 120 on a scale of 0-100 in cockyness. I was not only cocky, I was invincible.

But getting owned would have been actually getting married at that age. Count your blessings. Its been over 2 years B. Move the fawk on.

Oh it doesn't really bother me anymore. Its actually been like 3 since it happened.

At times I just miss the ho. Thats all. I've moved on so to speak. Thats how the other 2 exes came up.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Oh it doesn't really bother me anymore. Its actually been like 3 since it happened.
At times I just miss the ho. Thats all. I've moved on so to speak. Thats how the other 2 exes came up.

If you moved on then you shouldn't be depressed. I had my 'the one' at that age and wonder the 'what ifs' every once in a while. For about a second.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

And to think that I was supposed to marry tha ho at such a young age. LMAO

You pwnt yourself for thinking this at an early age.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Ut oh. Azbass is here. Bye bye avatar. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

mike lowry?

Yo you on the mic wit Mike!

The only one that I still talk 2 regularly

The one that can damn near dunk on me. Seriously.

Now this one I could most def kick in the face. This here is the culprit of my depression. lol

I'd smash it!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I'm getting random nosebleeds. It's flowing out like a river!

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I'm getting random nosebleeds. It's flowing out like a river!

Decrease the amount of cocaine you snort. That **** eats your nose apart.

I get that in the winter, my solution was to quit picking my nose.

Interesting. Happens to me in the summer when it is really hot.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e372/laurenkane00/18apr29-beer-and-*******.jpg

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I think there should be a law against dating one person for more than a month until you reach 21 years old.