Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

how come you dont have a place to store a tiller?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

If you have any personality whatsoever it is not hard getting laid.

I personally think you should just ignore her and go fk another girl. It has helped me twice in the last few years get an ex off my mind.

What you do is go to the bar and get drunk. Look for the average looking girls dancing alone or looking sad. Those are the ones you can fk. If I was up there, I'd grenade jump for you. Tired of you being emotionally stressed/confused..haha

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I guess they do come back after going black. Interesting. oh she needs attention? Explains why she is ok with ****ing him and you in the same time frame.

I think she is trying to decide whether the black d1ck is better or not.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

If you have any personality whatsoever it is not hard getting laid.
I personally think you should just ignore her and go fk another girl. It has helped me twice in the last few years get an ex off my mind.

What you do is go to the bar and get drunk. Look for the average looking girls dancing alone or looking sad. Those are the ones you can fk. If I was up there, I'd grenade jump for you. Tired of you being emotionally stressed/confused..haha

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nEVER HAVE i EVER SEEN SOMEONE WANTING TO JUMP ON A GRENADE, LIKE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. lc

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I think she is trying to decide whether the black d1ck is better or not.

She want that RND. Did that one girl ever come back to you?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

caps lock was on, working in excel.

now I know why flip was in caps the other day, I think.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

She want that RND. Did that one girl ever come back to you?

No. She was supposed to give me my gas money two weeks ago but never showed up. She won't answer my texts. Every time I drink I text her "GASSSSSSS MONEEYYYYYYY!!!!"

Blah.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

No. She was supposed to give me my gas money two weeks ago but never showed up. She won't answer my texts. Every time I drink I text her "GASSSSSSS MONEEYYYYYYY!!!!"
Blah.

hahahaha. oh well I guess. she is 16 and an immature dumb ***, these events were expected.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I don't know who made this, but it is one of my all time favorite pics from this site.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

The difficulty comes in being judged on the quality of my performance.
I think my life would be easier if ************ was legal and everywhere.

Who gives a fk how they judge you? You get yours, thats all I ever worry about unless I am dating the girl.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

this is not crunk

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Flip, how is that you know she is going to be fvcking another guy Wednesday? Well obviously she told you, but how did that come up?

This seriously has "WTF?" written all over it.

 

[81elocd]

Flip, how is that you know she is going to be fvcking another guy Wednesday? Well obviously she told you, but how did that come up?
This seriously has "WTF?" written all over it.

x2

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Gangsta Style?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

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