Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[T9X 10+ year member]

I went to my first strip club not too long ago.

I didn't have to spend a dime (my buddy had $600 in his pocket and decided he was going to cover me the whole night) and I still wasn't real impressed.

I don't see the fun in spending a sh!t ton of money for a massive hard-on that you still have to go home and take care of yourself.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

They had a package deal on lap dances. For $100 you could get three. For $300 you got a full **** dance. Who the hell would pay $300 for a dance? I mean that is ridiculous.

And these girls were not shy about rubbing their ***** around. It amazed me. There were some HOT *** chics there watching dressed like wanna be strippers..lol...

I forgot to mention. For $5 you can bring your own liquor in. Thats what I am doing next time.

I wondered myself if these girls have to get tested.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I went to my first strip club not too long ago.
I didn't have to spend a dime (my buddy had $600 in his pocket and decided he was going to cover me the whole night) and I still wasn't real impressed.

I don't see the fun in spending a sh!t ton of money for a massive hard-on that you still have to go home and take care of yourself.

I didn't even get a hard on and have yet to **********. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

All i spent was $23, and if I woulda used my 21 ID i could have spent nothing.

I have restraint unlike a bunch of the poor bastards there. I swear one guy was beside the stage for almost the entire 2 1/2 hours I was there. Just dollar, afte rdollar, after dollar.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

if they are anything like **** stars they have to get checked for HIV once a month. I doubt it though...since they aren't doing anything with the people at the club.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

wow @ dude getting aids.

And I think the full **** dance for $300 comes with extras. I am pretty sure.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I was about to say, 300 dollars for a full **** dance? No thanks.......there are plenty of strip clubs that have full **** places. I've never been to them personally but I know they exist.

 

[jamesmington 10+ year member]

wow @ dude getting aids.
And I think the full **** dance for $300 comes with extras. I am pretty sure.

like candy and an autograph?

 

[Speedbump3]

Extras at the club FTL

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I was about to say, 300 dollars for a full **** dance? No thanks.......there are plenty of strip clubs that have full **** places. I've never been to them personally but I know they exist.

thats crazy. all strip clubs in MD are full ****. I went to a strip club down here once and it was a "bikini bar" haha.

But i dont go to strip clubs for the same reason, I think toasted said. Its a waste of money.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4898667#post4898667

LOL

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

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[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

pwnd

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Whao.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

only on this forum would someone recognize something like that

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4898667#post4898667
LOL

pwnd

well I mean really....are there that many guys on this forum that have hot girlfriends? That's why I stay out of those threads, half of the people there are lying. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif