Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

Just his AE.

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

Paul slumped back over the bar again.

"I kicked her in the face."

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Goob has not responded to my request.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Is it really necessary for General Motors to have 30 different SUV's?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

You can pickup a lot of dudes with that car.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Are you counting Saturn, lol?

I want a Solstice/Sky soooooooooo bad. even my dad is telling me I should do it.

Saturn is part of GM.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

T, I think Savage may be coming to Detroit to kick your ***. I am not sure why though.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

T, I think Savage may be coming to Detroit to kick your ***. I am not sure why though.

He doesn't understand. Detroiters aren't fighters, just trigger happy.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

T, was your hotel experience boring?
happy hour is over. I am thinking about walking to the liquor store.

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

You don't strike me as the "going to the liquor store" type of guy Flip.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

One hour till I am at my first strip club.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

don't get your hopes up

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Be careful not to spend too much money. If they start giving you lap dances, you can get carried away REAL easy and you'll be out $100 before you knew what happened. Stick to slipping the strippers $1's on the poles.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

ask for champagne