Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table."

Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked, with a hint of a smile.

"Yes," replied the girl, "much better."

"Very good, darling," the husband whispered.

"Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pussy?"

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I don't understand. Said what?


Yes, He has two if I recall. It wouldn't be fair if I said shit to piss people off some times, but not at other times. I'm an equal opportunity offender. WSW understands me, even if I offend him sometimes. MW on the other hand is a lost cause.

EOO. liek iceteebone.

Maybe he thinks there is some things you can piss people off about and others you can't.
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Do me monkey, do me!!!!

Others had said they were sorry.

That is simply illogical.


Indeed. I didn't want to be a lemming.

this is the most interesting arguement I have ever seen.

ever.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Dev, I found out who took that pic of their old snatch...

***NSFW***

http://poststuff5.entensity.net/121707/image.php?pic=wtf.jpg

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I may go home and use that line tonight, DB. Of course, it wont make much sense, but I don't care.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

When keeping it real goes wrong.

lives are ruined.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

As usual...100 posts and no resolution

to what?

Dev, I found out who took that pic of their old snatch...
***NSFW***

http://poststuff5.entensity.net/121707/image.php?pic=wtf.jpg

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looks a little chopped tho.

I may go home and use that line tonight, DB. Of course, it wont make much sense, but I don't care.

Ill try that too.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Looks real! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

gag a maggot

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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

So how can we move in together and me limit downside risk and she be happy?
Sometimes it seems like the sacrifices men make > sacrifices females make.

the solution is, dont do it.

also what were you going to move in to? You dotn want to buy, and dont want to rent, and you never replied with my lease with option to buy suggestion.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

So how can we move in together and me limit downside risk and she be happy?
Sometimes it seems like the sacrifices men make > sacrifices females make.

Now you are starting to understand.