Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Verlander]

Last time I discussed my inner thoughts with a proffesional, they told me I would become a serial ****** or serial killer. That counselor has since died (I did not kill her) so I was never able to live up to her expectations.

 

[Verlander]

my ****** peak has already declined. i ******** like once a week now, i have no energy, it's hard to motivate myself, i feel like i'm dying sometimes and my end is near if i can't find a girl.

I haven't even got to my declining *** life in the past year //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

he needs to visit a prison and see that his life is better off as it is right now.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i hardly get erections anymore either unless i'm lookin at ****

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

my ****** peak has already declined. i ******** like once a week now, i have no energy, it's hard to motivate myself, i feel like i'm dying sometimes and my end is near if i can't find a girl.

you feel like your end is near if you dont find a girl. Or are you saying your end is actually near because you cant find a girl?

having a girl should not be the defining factor of your life. or whatever.

Last time I discussed my inner thoughts with a proffesional, they told me I would become a serial ****** or serial killer. That counselor has since died (I did not kill her) so I was never able to live up to her expectations.

see what I mean when i say noone needs psychiatrists?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I haven't even got to my declining *** life in the past year //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

huh?

i hardly get erections anymore either unless i'm lookin at ****

interesting.

 

[Verlander]

he needs to visit a prison and see that his life is better off as it is right now.

I've heard so many times something similar to this effect that people have it worse then me which is true, and if I were to reverse roles with them, it would just accelerate the process.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

you feel like your end is near if you dont find a girl. Or are you saying your end is actually near because you cant find a girl?
having a girl should not be the defining factor of your life. or whatever.

see what I mean when i say noone needs psychiatrists?

both, even if i do find one i'd prolly mess the relationship up, i've never fallen in love either with a girl, it has all been lust, so i have no idea what it is in my 23 years of up and down life.

 

[Verlander]

huh?
interesting.

What I meant was, I haven't started to talk about how my *** life has taken a nose dive. I guess putting on 120 pounds after high school will kill it.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

You guys are depressing me. My life isn't exactly where I want it to be right now either, but I'm not giving up, nor plan to any time in the future.

 

[Verlander]

I thought I would die not seeing a Lions superbowl or a Tigers world series. I can die a happy man after being able to at least watch the Tigers play in the world series.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i always keep thnkin my future will look brigher and get better and it hasn't happend yet.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Smoke some weed or something. Damn. I'm leaving until yall get more crunk.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i know i want to go back to college but i'm still undecided on what i want to do with my life.

 

[Verlander]

I even made an outline of what i will do on my 25th birthday. I plotted what I will wear and where I will have my final meal, and where the inevitable will take place.