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[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

oh and go _______ urself... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

You first:naughty:

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I dated a hot crazy witch once just to try to get her to put out.. People warned me to stay away but I was too horny to listen.. Learned my lesson too.. STAY THE FK AWAY!!! She ended up calling the police on me when I went to the cellphone store she worked at in the mall.. She threw her cellphone at me and cussed me aloud.. And then I get the secuirty called on me for harrassment???

Quite a funny story actually.. A week after we had been dating she gave me a key to her car.. The night she broke up with me, TO TRY AND DATE MY BEST FRIEND.. I was warned to give the key back or charges would be pressed.. So I used my key to go through her car... Then I went to Wal-Mart and made a spare... Later that night at closing time of the Mall I pulled up to give her the key and was SURRONDED by rent-a-cops.. They searched me and shit.. Checked my driver's liscense and was like "Yeah, this is who we are looking for"... I had to give them my original key of hers and give them the shit I took out of her car.. They then said the Sheriff was on the way to get me for stalking/harrassment.. I was like "Whatever"... They finally let me go bout 15 minutes later..

Still some of the craziest shit I have experienced.. Trust me, STAY THE FK AWAY! This chic was talking about marriage after 3 weeks of dating.

And oh yeah, I kept that spare key for about a week and then decided to throw it away before it got me in trouble!

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I dated a hot crazy witch once just to try to get her to put out.. People warned me to stay away but I was too horny to listen.. Learned my lesson too.. STAY THE FK AWAY!!! She ended up calling the police on me when I went to the cellphone store she worked at in the mall.. She threw her cellphone at me and cussed me aloud.. And then I get the secuirty called on me for harrassment???
Quite a funny story actually.. A week after we had been dating she gave me a key to her car.. The night she broke up with me, TO TRY AND DATE MY BEST FRIEND.. I was warned to give the key back or charges would be pressed.. So I used my key to go through her car... Then I went to Wal-Mart and made a spare... Later that night at closing time of the Mall I pulled up to give her the key and was SURRONDED by rent-a-cops.. They searched me and shit.. Checked my driver's liscense and was like "Yeah, this is who we are looking for"... I had to give them my original key of hers and give them the shit I took out of her car.. They then said the Sheriff was on the way to get me for stalking/harrassment.. I was like "Whatever"... They finally let me go bout 15 minutes later..

Still some of the craziest shit I have experienced.. Trust me, STAY THE FK AWAY! This chic was talking about marriage after 3 weeks of dating.

And oh yeah, I kept that spare key for about a week and then decided to throw it away before it got me in trouble!

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Ummmmm, how was all that her fault? sounds like you were a little crazy too.

 

[dkmesa 10+ year member]

Leave her......new P----Y will help you get over her

I agree...works every time. What a stupid thread. I hate my friends who are like you ***** whipped by a nagging ***** FTL

 

[cnttouchths6777 10+ year member]

i got the shoes and told the ***** she was crazy..

 

[rammin 10+ year member]

Best *** I Ever Had...... My Right Hand

 

[acold7dusta 10+ year member]

i got the shoes and told the ***** she was crazy..

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[loud-n-low 10+ year member]

STAY AWAY...those are the girls that also mysteriously end up pregnant...then ruin your life

 

[cnttouchths6777 10+ year member]

ok funny story...

i went to this girls to have *** with her..

while in the middle her ex bf walked in her house and into her room..

i fought the ***** but *** ***** with the condom still on and everything..

knocked him out and then went back to havign *** with her.. funny or what

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

that sounds like a made up story to me but mehhh grats if you did.

 

[bballrrt06 10+ year member]

"Hey, you're crazy b!tch, but you fvck so good i'm on top of it... when i dream i'm doing you all night, scratches all down my back, right on."

-buckcherry

seemed appropiate

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

ok funny story...i went to this girls to have *** with her..

while in the middle her ex bf walked in her house and into her room..

i fought the ***** but *** ***** with the condom still on and everything..

knocked him out and then went back to havign *** with her.. funny or what

I think you are full of shit since your first post.

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

definitely full of it.

 

[cnttouchths6777 10+ year member]

what do i have to do video my life...