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<blockquote data-quote="Captain_Ahab" data-source="post: 2486197" data-attributes="member: 562719">I dated a hot crazy witch once just to try to get her to put out.. People warned me to stay away but I was too horny to listen.. Learned my lesson too.. STAY THE FK AWAY!!! She ended up calling the police on me when I went to the cellphone store she worked at in the mall.. She threw her cellphone at me and cussed me aloud.. And then I get the secuirty called on me for harrassment???Quite a funny story actually.. A week after we had been dating she gave me a key to her car.. The night she broke up with me, TO TRY AND DATE MY BEST FRIEND.. I was warned to give the key back or charges would be pressed.. So I used my key to go through her car... Then I went to Wal-Mart and made a spare... Later that night at closing time of the Mall I pulled up to give her the key and was SURRONDED by rent-a-cops.. They searched me and shit.. Checked my driver&#039;s liscense and was like &quot;Yeah, this is who we are looking for&quot;... I had to give them my original key of hers and give them the shit I took out of her car.. They then said the Sheriff was on the way to get me for stalking/harrassment.. I was like &quot;Whatever&quot;... They finally let me go bout 15 minutes later..Still some of the craziest shit I have experienced.. Trust me, STAY THE FK AWAY! This chic was talking about marriage after 3 weeks of dating.And oh yeah, I kept that spare key for about a week and then decided to throw it away before it got me in trouble!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Captain_Ahab, post: 2486197, member: 562719"] I dated a hot crazy witch once just to try to get her to put out.. People warned me to stay away but I was too horny to listen.. Learned my lesson too.. STAY THE FK AWAY!!! She ended up calling the police on me when I went to the cellphone store she worked at in the mall.. She threw her cellphone at me and cussed me aloud.. And then I get the secuirty called on me for harrassment??? Quite a funny story actually.. A week after we had been dating she gave me a key to her car.. The night she broke up with me, TO TRY AND DATE MY BEST FRIEND.. I was warned to give the key back or charges would be pressed.. So I used my key to go through her car... Then I went to Wal-Mart and made a spare... Later that night at closing time of the Mall I pulled up to give her the key and was SURRONDED by rent-a-cops.. They searched me and shit.. Checked my driver's liscense and was like "Yeah, this is who we are looking for"... I had to give them my original key of hers and give them the shit I took out of her car.. They then said the Sheriff was on the way to get me for stalking/harrassment.. I was like "Whatever"... They finally let me go bout 15 minutes later.. Still some of the craziest shit I have experienced.. Trust me, STAY THE FK AWAY! This chic was talking about marriage after 3 weeks of dating. And oh yeah, I kept that spare key for about a week and then decided to throw it away before it got me in trouble! [/QUOTE]

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