Chicken breast or pork chops?

[SlugButter]

That’s a damn good looking hunk of beef.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

That’s a damn good looking hunk of beef.

What a coincidence. That's the same thing the ladies say when I whip out my beaver pleaser.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Just ate a massive salad. Bout to bust.

 

[ThxOne Premium Member]

In the 1990's I lived in Columbus Ohio. Worked at a Taco Bell briefly but was introduced to the best item they offer to eat. The Chili Cheese Burrito. Such a simple little burrito. Beef chili with a bunch of cheddar cheese wrapped in a tortilla. When I headed back south, Florida, Georgia, and North Carolina I would go to Taco Bells and order the Chili Cheese Burrito and nobody had a clue what it was. "I have never heard of that" I would hear. Well, I am back up north and Kentucky Taco Bells have the Chili Cheese Burrito. I'm so happy.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I only fux with hard shell tacos. Zero fux what anyone says. I eat what I like. You no teeth having geezers can gum your mushy soft shell shit.

 

[ThxOne Premium Member]

I only fux with hard shell tacos. Zero fux what anyone says. I eat what I like. You no teeth having geezers can gum your mushy soft shell shit.

I still have everyone of my OEM teeth.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I still have everyone of my OEM teeth.

I don't. I had my four wisdom teeth snatched out on my lunch break about 10 years ago.

 

[ThxOne Premium Member]

I don't. I had my four wisdom teeth snatched out on my lunch break about 10 years ago.

I hear that is painful.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I hear that is painful.

Not even a little bit. I went right back to work as soon as it was done.

 

[ThxOne Premium Member]

Not even a little bit. I went right back to work as soon as it was done.

Impressive. I guess the people who told me it was painful were less than manly.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Impressive. I guess the people who told me it was painful were less than manly.

Of course they were. No one is more manly then Slo_ride. I remember years ago my brother lived beside this family and they named one of their sons Manley. So cringey.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Two Ribeyes, 12 slices of bacon, eight scrambled eggs. Cold beer for me. Wine for her.

 

[ThxOne Premium Member]

The second dump into my chili. It smells so good in the house right now.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

The second dump into my chili. It smells so good in the house right now.

I just took a second dump as well.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Just ate some homemade bacon cheddar brats. Bruh, f*cking amazing. I'm about to bust. Now I'm gonna go bust all over that whore Jesus keeps around so he can try and pretend he's not the biggest f*ggot in history