Chicken breast or pork chops?

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Making chicken melts and I forgot the frikking bacon.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Went out to eat earlier so I made me a little horderve plate, someone will have to explain what that is to @metalheadjoe because there's no way he'll know how to pronounce that. Got sliced black forest ham, cheddar cheese, olives, pretzel sticks, and ranch dressing.

 

[Bobbytwonames 5,000+ posts]

Went out to eat earlier so I made me a little horderve plate, someone will have to explain what that is to @metalheadjoe because there's no way he'll know how to pronounce that. Got sliced black forest ham, cheddar cheese, olives, pretzel sticks, and ranch dressing.

What is the ranch for? The olives?

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

What is the ranch for? The olives?

Your mom's butthole

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

You take a piece of ham or two, then add a piece of cheese, then a few pretzel sticks, roll it up and dip it in ranch. Then eat a couple of olives, take a drink of wine. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Also sometime I just dip pretzels sticks in ranch, shits good af. Then there's your mom's butthole. You know

 

[Ridinhi 5,000+ posts]

Your mom's butthole

Can’t lie, I laughed when I read this

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

What's crazy is I've never actually tried that. Honestly blows my mind. You slap some ranch between some booty cheeks and you'd have to pry me out with a crowbar.

 

[Ridinhi 5,000+ posts]

What's crazy is I've never actually tried that. Honestly blows my mind. You slap some ranch between some booty cheeks and you'd have to pry me out with a crowbar.

Fight it man, do not let the ranch take control of you!!

 

[Bobbytwonames 5,000+ posts]

Your mom's butthole

My Mom died December 13th, 2012 after fighting Breast Cancer. Thanks man!

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

My Mom died December 13th, 2012 after fighting Breast Cancer. Thanks man!

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What do you think the ranch is for bro! Gotta cover up the rot

 

[Bobbytwonames 5,000+ posts]

What do you think the ranch is for bro! Gotta cover up the rot

Just when I though that you couldn't be any more classless you prove me wrong.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Just when I though that you couldn't be any more classless you prove me wrong.

Finger lickin' good. I always prove you wrong. You should be used to it by now.

 

[Bobbytwonames 5,000+ posts]

Finger lickin' good. I always prove you wrong. You should be used to it by now.

Please! Save that noise for somebody who wants to hear your BS.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Please! Save that noise for somebody who wants to hear your BS.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Might be time to do some chicken and dickin'. Let's see what's going on in there.