Chick from Russia.

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

the best thing you can do is gain some confidence and go get one locally... I scored a pretty hot chicka... she fits my tastes very well, and she's not even 100% crazy woman and I'm a 290lb child 1/2 the time....

****, how tall are you? I am 250 here, but about 6-0 tall, lol!

 

[bjfish11 5,000+ posts]

well thats good, when i saw the name and from russia, that popped right in my head, that someone was just fuking with you. If not, thats cool, cause she is a very sexy woman.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Hi my beautiful friend Jesse

I am sincerely glad, to that you have answered me again. Your letters give me a charge of energy for all day! I read them with the great pleasure. In the letters you may ask me about everything, that interests you about me. But if I on them do not answer you, do not take offence, I simply can not understand it , set to me it slightly on another and I it is indispensable on him shall answer you. It is my first experience of acquaintance through the Internet, but this way has very much liked me as I was answered at once with the person who has liked me. I write the letters from the Internet of cafe so be not upset if I shall not answer you the letter at once, simply the Internet of cafe may be closed.

Today I went to church, today for me little bit sad date, this day my parents were lost. I orthodox christian, at us very beautiful churches, at that moment when I am in church I feel quietly, me already cease, that or to disturb.

It is very interesting to me what weather at you today, I

think, that at you should be warm. Spring my liked season, I

likes to look, how the nature comes to life after winter. As

the first kidneys on trees are dismissed. Birds who an autumn

departed on the south arrive , but they again will return.

The first grows a grass, many children leave on street and

are pleased to this season. Children it future our planet and

on them all our hope, does a pleasure me the big pleasure to

observe of them. My parents educated me good formation as

you know I has finished the Kazan state university on a speciality the ecologist. But nevertheless I do not work on this speciality. Sometimes at me in life there come such times, that I seem to me, that already for whom it is not necessary, that I shall stay one, but nevertheless I calm myself and I believe that the main love in my life still will come, the god will help me with it. Tell to me more about itself, you like to listen to what your liked dish, what your liked film, what else music. My liked dish it pelmeni, this very tasty dish from Russian kitchen which consists of forcemeat of a beef and pork with an onions and spices wrapped up in a dough and are cooked. This really excellent dish. There may be sometime I of you him shall feed. My liked films it Gladiator and Angel city, is film about the big love when it was finished I very strongly cried if you of it did not look, look necessarily, it is pleasant to you. As to music, she is pleasant to me different on mood, I as like Russian classics Tchaykovskiy, Rohmaninov, Rimskiy-Korsakov as it is pleasant to me Madonna, Enya, Kylie Minogue.

I think, that after that you will know letters more about me.

I very much like your letters. On it I shall finish the

letter. Your friend Svetlana

Here is one of her letters to me, ahaha!

 

[PatFitz9 10+ year member]

say you arent going to talk to her online anymore, you need to see her in person, on her dime. when he er i mean she says that you should pay for it. you say goodbye to him and it's over. sorry to burst your bubble, but i don't think really hot chicks in orsk surf myspace looking for dudes that they want to get it on with.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

say you arent going to talk to her online anymore, you need to see her in person, on her dime. when he er i mean she says that you should pay for it. you say goodbye to him and it's over. sorry to burst your bubble, but i don't think really hot chicks in orsk surf myspace looking for dudes that they want to get it on with.

LOL is all!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Hey I just came up with an idea. I am so brillant! Did I spell that right?

What if I ask her to take a picture of her with something saying my name somewhere? I think I will do that, lol!

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Webcam!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Webcam!

That is another good one. But she goes to this computer cafe. I wonder if they have webcams there. Good idea though.

Still if that dosent work dont you think my idea was a good one. Would keep me safe like a condom, lol!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Every computer cafe ive been to in japan, korea and costa rica, all had webcams on AT LEAST 50% of the computers. Yeah I think that was a good one. I use to say that on here, whenever someone had a picture of something put something random in it. Which is why there is an orange or a grapefruit in some of my pictures.

 

[NhustlaR 10+ year member]

def. not the chick from realworld whoever said that.

does she live in russia??

idk if i would be all into it if she did...but check it get your pics or webcam footage and then document it all on video, it will be like eurotrip //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

lol gl man

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

Wasn't the mail order bride from viva la bam also named svetlana? or whatever?

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I bet its a guy lol

 

[GO-N DEF 10+ year member]

Quick, you don't want to lose her... Send her your Credit Card information along with your SSN, Checking Account #, Home Address, Telephone Number, Mother's Maiden Name, and a copy of your last few W-2's.....

 

[Loudrango112 10+ year member]

Shes whats called a myspace ****.. she loves to get it in the poonanyyyyyy.

I mean I think half of CA.com has already tapped it.

I mean I did //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

LOL jk jk but seriously if your feeling her then w.e... but Russia... thats alil far aint it?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Eurotrip:

Cooper: You still writing that guy? I thought that was for German class.

Scott: At first it was, but we've become pretty good friends. He's actually a cool guy.

Cooper: Scott, would ya listen to yourself? You met a ?cool guy" on the *Internet*. This is how these ****** predators work. First he's gonna want to arrange a meeting, then he's gonna kidnap you in the back of his van, then he's gonna make a wind chime out of your genitals.

Scott: I'm in love with Mieke.

Cooper: Okay, okay, you know what? I was actually expecting this, and frankly, no, listen, I'm flattered that you picked me to come out to first. And don't worry about telling your folks, 'cause I think they already know.

Scott: No, you idiot. Mieke's a girl.

Cooper: No, no, no, I get it, yeah. He's the girl, then you're the girl. Sometimes you're both the girl.

[pause]

Cooper: Right? Right? That's hot.