Chick from Russia.

[Loudrango112 10+ year member]

Eurotrip:
Cooper: You still writing that guy? I thought that was for German class.

Scott: At first it was, but we've become pretty good friends. He's actually a cool guy.

Cooper: Scott, would ya listen to yourself? You met a ?cool guy" on the *Internet*. This is how these ****** predators work. First he's gonna want to arrange a meeting, then he's gonna kidnap you in the back of his van, then he's gonna make a wind chime out of your genitals.

Scott: I'm in love with Mieke.

Cooper: Okay, okay, you know what? I was actually expecting this, and frankly, no, listen, I'm flattered that you picked me to come out to first. And don't worry about telling your folks, 'cause I think they already know.

Scott: No, you idiot. Mieke's a girl.

Cooper: No, no, no, I get it, yeah. He's the girl, then you're the girl. Sometimes you're both the girl.

[pause]

Cooper: Right? Right? That's hot.

Quote of the year. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/clap.gif.178cba2c538c68e720c727fcb024b19c.gif

 

[Kevokrook77 10+ year member]

umm dude...even if she was Elisha Cuthbert, she lives in effing Russia! Even if she is real (which I highly doubt //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif ), you're never, ever going to meet her unless you or her flies and spends 1K or so on plane tickets. So, unless you're content with an e-hookup, then you should probably look somewhere else. Am I crazy here?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Let me know when she asks for money... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

(So I can LMAO...)

 

[GO-N DEF 10+ year member]

If you send me all of your money, I'll hold it for you so she can't take it...

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

bgrreger.

And thats the end, checkmate, game over, ill holla.

Whats this about money and mail order brides?

 

[skeptikal Premium Member]

bgrreger.
And thats the end, checkmate, game over, ill holla.

Whats this about money and mail order brides?

It's like a pizza delivery place. You call these guys up, be like, i want the chick on page (insert page # here), they tell you it'll cost like $10,000 and they send you a girl to marry lol.

VIVA LA BAM FTW!

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Fly to moscow and

SIIHP!

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I knew what mail order bride was. But how did it turn into this chick being one. I think she is going to start advertising something.

 

[deadboi77 10+ year member]

a good buddy of mine started gettin emails from a broad from russia,got his email from yahoo personals..well they talked for a couple weeks..she sent him a few pics n the broad was pretty hott..then bout a month rolls buy n she`s asking him for over 900 dollars for she can come see him

when he would write her all should would respond back is "when you send money"

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

thats the ***** from mtv homie

 

[bimma85 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif you guys can get hitched as soon as you pay for her plane ticket here

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that is all //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[fakename 10+ year member]

i saw this thing on 20/20 that these russian chicks hook up w/ guys in america to get a free ride into the country, marry them, then divorce and the chick gets to stay in america

 

[bimma85 5,000+ posts]

i saw this thing on 20/20 that these russian chicks hook up w/ guys in america to get a free ride into the country, marry them, then divorce and the chick gets to stay in america

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif why the fok would you marry some ***** from Russia? stupid foks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

i saw this thing on 20/20 that these russian chicks hook up w/ guys in america to get a free ride into the country, marry them, then divorce and the chick gets to stay in america

Yeah man, I could see something like that. But I am not that stupid, once the ***** asks for money, I will be like, you seen my myspace and I know you can speak and understand english, but didnt you see how much I made per year? Wasnt much. lol!

So will drop it like its hot right then and there lol!

Fuc k man, It just hit me. Maybe I look desperate in my photos and she thinks she can take advantage of me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Hell I have been out with 3 different girls this past week. So I know I am not desperate, but will say they werent as hot as her. Oh well, i will ride it out for a little longer.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Thanxs for the info guys!

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

How do you look desperate in a photo?