! Chicago Just Got Served !

[Ali1 10+ year member]

"A classy Chicago man was charged with disorderly conduct after a city employee found brown stains and a foul odor coming off the man’s mailed in parking ticket. Chicago, you just got served.

Alexander Bailey, a 22-year-old from the Chicagoland area, allegedly also wrote a note on the ticket that he had wiped himself with it, lest there be any doubt.

The city employee who found the crappy ticket informed police who then charged and locked up Bailey, who was later released after posting $500 bail.

The original ticket that Bailey allegedly wiped himself with was $15.

There comes a time in which you’ve gone too far to prove a point. Wiping your *** with the ticket, sure…you’re a cool rebel. But then writing a note onto the ticket to point out that you wiped your *** with the ticket? That’s just over the line, man. We get it, you think the city is a joke and want to illustrate that fact with your tender bung. And to think, I expected so much better of a man who’d rub a filthy parking ticket worth less than a night at the movies on his rectum."

Man charged after wiping his *** with a parking ticket | Guyism

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[whitedragon551 5,000+ posts]

Thats funny as shit. I dont understand how its disorderly conduct though.

 

[Parker G 10+ year member]

Thats awesome

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

that man is a fucking idiot

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

lulz

 

[QuikSilverRS91 10+ year member]

that man is a fucking visionary

Fixed it for you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Thats funny as shit. I dont understand how its disorderly conduct though.

I did not miss the pun there. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Thats funny as shit. I dont understand how its disorderly conduct though.

Because everyone wipes aid infested fecal matter on tickets and mail them everyday.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

Wonder if I can wipe my *** with a dollar bill and mail it to the white house. I'll put a note in their thanking Mr. Obama and crew more making my buck worth shit

 

[Twista89 10+ year member]

thats funny...i mail my tickets in with weed crums on them...never got arrested though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

Wonder if I can wipe my *** with a dollar bill and mail it to the white house. I'll put a note in their thanking Mr. Obama and crew more making my buck worth shit

dont use your return address.

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[king nothing 10+ year member]

Thats funny as shit. I dont understand how its disorderly conduct though.

Disorderly conduct is so vague that almost any behavior could fall into the category. Kinda like around here when you get a DUI you usually get pulled over and ticketed for "improper lane usage"

 

[Blasphemy 10+ year member]

Lulz.

 

[whitedragon551 5,000+ posts]

Because everyone wipes aid infested fecal matter on tickets and mail them everyday.

Yea because fecal matter has blood or semen in it so it can totally transfer aids.

 

[Jaredturp 10+ year member]

The man did well.