Just the way he struts around thinking he's King Shit. Or the way he chews his gum like it's a goddam
n firecracker. Or his piss-*** routine when he steps in the box. It's all enough to make me puke. Sure, he finished above the league average in most categories during the season ... but I still hate the guy.
A-Rod: `I played like a dog'
By KEN PETERS, AP Sports Writer
October 11, 2005
ANAHEIM, Calif. (AP) -- Alex Rodriguez's most significant play of this AL division series may be remembered as one he didn't make -- with his glove.
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Rodriguez, whose fielding error led to the tying run for the Angels in their Game 2 victory, certainly didn't leave much of an impression with his bat.
He was hitless in Monday night's 5-3 loss that sent the Yankees home for the year, and finished the five-game series with no RBIs and a .133 batting average.
.133? Am I seeing that correctly? .133? Yikes.
He felt he let his teammates down.
``I played great baseball all year, and I played like a dog the last five days. I can't put it into words. This is as low as it gets. I felt good, I saw the ball well,'' Rodriguez said. ``If I would have contributed some, maybe we would be moving on to Chicago.
If you want to call playing with your head up your *** "like a dog", sure. Apparently you didn't see the ball well, Mr. .133.
``I've got to take a long look in the mirror because I didn't do my part. I mean, you win and lose as a team, but I didn't show up.''
Duhhhhh your body showed up, but your head was up your ***.
He wasn't the only one.
Gary Sheffield, quiet most of the series, had three hits in Game 5, but all singles. He didn't have an extra-base hit in the series and drove in only two runs.
Dude goes 3-3 or 3-4 or 3-5 (I don't know what it was) with three singles and people give him shit. Not his fault the idiots that bat after him couldn't drive him in.
Hideki Matsui had a similar five games.
In the Yankees' final at-bat of 2005, Matsui grounded out with two on. Rodriguez had already grounded into a double play earlier in the inning.
Of 11 runners the Yankees left on base, Matsui stranded eight. He was 4-for-20 in the series and had only one RBI, on a home run.
Terrible.
All four Yankees homers in the series were solo shots.
Rodriguez, baseball's only $25 million-a-year player, batted .321 during the regular season, with 48 homers and 130 RBIs.
``It's disappointing because this was such a year of trials and tribulations for us. We played so well down the stretch, and to end in this fashion is disappointing,'' Rodriguez said.
His agent write that down for him? Pretty complex sentence.
Sheffield hit .291 with 34 homers and 123 RBIs. Matsui batted .305, hit 23 home runs and had 116 RBIs.
George Steinbrenner once called Dave Winfield ``Mr. May'' after he went 1-for-22 in the 1981 World Series loss to the Dodgers. The Yankees owner may have some new names for some of his stars after their failures in consecutive postseasons.
Rodriguez was 2-for-17 and Sheffield had one hit in 17 at-bats in the final four games of last year's AL championship series while the Yankees were in the process of blowing a 3-0 lead against the Red Sox.
``You know we're capable,'' Yankees manager Joe Torre said after the loss to the Angels. ``It's always talking about the thumpers and all of the big things we can do.''
Same as in the ALCS collapse a year earlier, the Yankees didn't do much thumping.
At least a couple held up their end: leadoff man Derek Jeter batted .333 with two homers and five RBIs in the series, and Jason Giambi hit .421 with three doubles, although he drove in only two runs.
Jeter still sucks
Rodriguez believes the Yankees are much better than they showed.
``This team has a lot of potential, and we'll be back,'' he said.
You'll only be back because you're making 25 mil a year. 25 mil a year ... shit, the possibilites.