Bwahahahahahahaha best Ebay auction EVAR!!!

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Ben-Roethlisberger-Replica-Motorcycle-Helmet_W0QQitemZ8828346114QQihZ005QQcategoryZ25211QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

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Pretty good.

It's not as good as the listing I saw for "Nothing" once but pretty good all the same.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

One of the questions:

Q: If I get this helmet, will it protect me from a Chuck Norris round-house kick?

Jun-14-06

A: I don't know if anything can save you from the Chuck

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

Q: Could you make sure that you use bubble wrap instead of packing peanuts, my cats like to eat the packing peanuts.
A: Sure.

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[onefalsemove 10+ year member]

Q: I live across the street from you. Would you be able to personally deliver the helmet?

Jun-13-06

A: Yes

Q: We live in the heart of Steeler country with a 6 yr old daughter in the end stages of a terminal illness, if you end up looking for a charity to help, we are struggling. If not, enjoy the income from a very creative thought

Jun-14-06

A: I will definately consider that.

Q: If i travel 60mph and leave from cleveland going east with this helmet, how far can i go in 30 mins? thanks.

Jun-14-06

A: 30 miles

hahaha im dyin over here.

 

[photocrazy8 10+ year member]

wow thats wonderful haha

 

[photocrazy8 10+ year member]

Q: Does it come with the matching kneepads he uses to blow Bill Cowher?

Jun-13-06

A: Hahahaha!

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

HAHA, ebays funny!

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

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[elementxero 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gifPretty good.

It's not as good as the listing I saw for "Nothing" once but pretty good all the same.

I won an auction for nothing. Best 85 cents I ever spent. No hassles with returns or warrantees, no tricky installation or labor...it completely met my expectations in every way, and when it comes down to it thats less dissapointment than I've gotten from anything I've invested in--physically or emotionally--in my life.

ps- I asked:

Will it fit on my 'helmet'? If so, will it prevent the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) and/or the inevitable regret I will feel when I wake up soaked my own embarassment and shame?

 

[photocrazy8 10+ year member]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8830256518&ssPageName=MERCOSI_VI_ROSI_PR4_PCN_BIX

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

LAwl...

nG

 

[justinschmiidt 10+ year member]

thats good. ida bought it if it was still available.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

my faves

Q: Will this helmet protect me from teh ghey?

A: I have not tested it for that purpose.

Q: If I buy this item can I PIITB? I will pay eleventy for it!

A: I don't think so.

Q: You ever take it off any sweet jumps?

A: All the time.

 

[dkc62 10+ year member]

That auction was very funny indeed. I'm going to send the link to a Steeler fan now.-//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif