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[alpinetypeR 10+ year member]

GO...

ILL START..

Q- How does every black person joke start?

A-By looking over your shoulders.

Q- What happens when you stick you entire arm into a bucket of jelly beans.

A- the black ones steal your watch.

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[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

if you see your television floating across the room in the middle of the night. what do you say?

put down my televison negro.

 

[canadapettit 10+ year member]

Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

 

[canadapettit 10+ year member]

What does a black kid give you for your birthday?

Your bike

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ethnic background so much that when ever he sees anyone of color walking down the street he runs them over with his truck.One day Bubba's wife invites the town preacher over for dinner and Bubba has to pick the preacher up and drive him to Bubba's house. Sure enough there is a black guy walking on the side of the road hitch hiking.Bubba cannot control his urge to hit the guy so he thinks to himself "If I pretend to pass out I can swerve over and hit the guy and the preacher will be none the wiser". So Bubba pretends to pass out and swerves over, after he hears a thump he pretends to wake up. He says to the preacher "Please tell me I didn't hit that hitchhiker". The preacher turns to Bubba and says "No son, but I got him with the door."

 

[burro breath 10+ year member]

what did the cop say after seeing a black man with 50 bullet holes in him,

worst case of ******* he has ever seen.

i hope that this joke can be taken as a joke and not a racist comment.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

how do you baby sit a black kid......

lick his lips and stick him to the window....

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

White devils.

 

[boltpride 10+ year member]

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So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ethnic background so much that when ever he sees anyone of color walking down the street he runs them over with his truck.One day Bubba's wife invites the town preacher over for dinner and Bubba has to pick the preacher up and drive him to Bubba's house. Sure enough there is a black guy walking on the side of the road hitch hiking.Bubba cannot control his urge to hit the guy so he thinks to himself "If I pretend to pass out I can swerve over and hit the guy and the preacher will be none the wiser". So Bubba pretends to pass out and swerves over, after he hears a thump he pretends to wake up. He says to the preacher "Please tell me I didn't hit that hitchhiker". The preacher turns to Bubba and says "No son, but I got him with the door."

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies?

Clitty litter.

 

[snoopysnooper 10+ year member]

whats the differnce between a dead baby and my girlfriend?

i dont kiss my gf after we have ***

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[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Better than all your jokes.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/291638/clayton_bigsby/

 

[burro breath 10+ year member]

how do you make a baby cry twice,

wipe your bloody d!ck on its pillow.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Whats black and blue and doesn't like to have ***.

The 15yo girl in the trunk of my car.

 

[snoopysnooper 10+ year member]

umm, no..

dead baby joke pwn