birthday gift ideas for a guy who has it all

[E-Rock 10+ year member]

Cocaine

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

A pat on the back for living the dream!

Take that 300 smacks and either save it or buy a hooker......

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

id go for the young runaway teen hooker

 

[blazeplacid 10+ year member]

looks like im gonna have to do a lowes gift card

went shopping and there is nothing the man doesnt have. Was gonna buy him a watch but he just bought a real nice citizen watch

 

[fasfocus00 5,000+ posts]

Breaking something they own so you can generously replace it with your gift is kind of neurotic if you ask me.

it was an old model and we replaced it with a more up to date model with more features. we upgraded it.

 

[Funky Pups 10+ year member]

************ hooker. they could be stoked at first but then you get a laugh

 

[Germ305 10+ year member]

ummm....car audio maybe //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

it was an old model and we replaced it with a more up to date model with more features. we upgraded it.

I understand that. But if the old one was so obsolete, that should have made breaking it unnecessary.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

just get him a gift card someplace he likes. my dad is the same way, he can buy anything he wants. i usually get him a giftcard to someplace he likes to eat

 

[slammedincouch 10+ year member]

buy him a 1st edition charizard card.

those were all the rage back in my day

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

buy him a flight to lacrx's crib so he can see all the wonderful things he will never see in his life

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

buy him a flight to lacrx's crib so he can see all the wonderful things he will never see in his life

whut thuh fuhk

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

buy him a 1st edition charizard card.
those were all the rage back in my day

Lol I have one, japanese at that.

 

[whitedragon551 5,000+ posts]

Divorce Papers? Then she will take everything and then for birthdays to come you will have an easy time coming up with gifts.

 

[Slayerx 10+ year member]

buy him a 1st edition charizard card.
those were all the rage back in my day

lol i had one when I was like 11, sold that bish for $120