birthday gift ideas for a guy who has it all

[blazeplacid 10+ year member]

My father in laws birthday is coming up and the guy has pretty much anything A guy could want.

4 cars, 4 wheeler, a boat, multiple nice tvs, tons of tools of all kinds, tons of welding accessories, fancy harmony remote for the game room.

any ideas?

hes going to be 45 and id like to spend around $300 or so

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[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

fleshlight?

 

[blazeplacid 10+ year member]

pretty sure hes got one.

it would be odd to give a *** toy as a gift to a family memeber

 

[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

Mr. Limpy?

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

How bout a card and $297.76?

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

A used Mini-14

 

[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

A midget?

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

my buddy jason(rip) for his little brothers 16th birthday he got him a cake with a big cawk and ballz on it and when he went to blow out the candles he got a money shot in the face... lol

it had a little pump attached to a hose running up through the cake that he gave a squeeze when bday boy made his wish.

 

[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

my buddy jason(rip) for his little brothers 16th birthday he got him a cake with a big cawk and ballz on it and when he went to blow out the candles he got a money shot in the face... lol
it had a little pump attached to a hose running up through the cake that he gave a squeeze when bday boy made his wish.

That's an awesome idea right there.

 

[Slayerx 10+ year member]

A hooker

 

[Sub Woofin 10+ year member]

an itunes card

 

[fasfocus00 5,000+ posts]

my mother is law is the same way. what me and my wife did 2 christmas' ago was we noticed that her printer was about 3 years old and on it's last leg. so we bought her a new printer and broke her old one a few days before christmas. find something that he uses and break it without him knowing it was you but if he is anything like my mother in law you have to make sure that you don't give him to much time b/c he'll go out and replace it himself.

 

[Wingman0121 10+ year member]

Call your hot girl friends and have a lingerie party at a hotel, invite dad. Use $150 to rent a room, $80 for alcohol and make the rest into all singles so your dad can "make it rain."

 

[benzmansl65amg 10+ year member]

does he like guns?

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

my mother is law is the same way. what me and my wife did 2 christmas' ago was we noticed that her printer was about 3 years old and on it's last leg. so we bought her a new printer and broke her old one a few days before christmas. find something that he uses and break it without him knowing it was you but if he is anything like my mother in law you have to make sure that you don't give him to much time b/c he'll go out and replace it himself.

Breaking something they own so you can generously replace it with your gift is kind of neurotic if you ask me.