Big A.S.S. Spider

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Yea, both of us lol.

I edited nothing. lol

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i'd much rather see those spiders than the brown recluses around here....

ill bet your brown recluses are more expensive than everyone elses. and you can afford to swap them anytime. in fact you have a whole array of brown recluses. you love brown recluses.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

and here the rest of us were still wondering how to get it back in.

Fuck u.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I didn't the wife did with the broom I was going to take pictures of him alive lol.

I just killed one like that a couple days ago. I know pics or ban!

Wife was like don't get the camera, KILL THE FAWKING THING!

I am like you are such a pu........................then I realized, she was. So I killed it with a book..................my Clive Cusslar Dirk Pitt novel I just bought. Got spider shit all over it and man, I swear I smell an odor still!

To be fair, I call my women that, but when I hit it and thought it was dead, the mofo came back to life and wife was like IT'S STILL ALIVE! I look over and scream my head off as it is coming for my big toe, lol! I dropped the hard back book on the little (Actually big) feller like I was Randy Macho Man Savage doing his trade mark off the top rope elbow finishing move!

250 pounds and my clive cusslar novel later, it was dead!

Good times!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Anyone ever seen something like this...

Oh that is just a little BABY DRAGON! nothing to worry about!

And to think, the bailout would screw us all!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I failed at that one! Don't even look like a dragon. Still fawking early, so blow me!

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I hates the spiders //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[boomzilla 10+ year member]

it looks like some kinds of wasp, it has wings....

i killed a bug recently and it was just like that bug only black, like those mud wasps.

 

[gymfreak101 10+ year member]

there is another one outside right now, I am charging the camera now. I am going to get a video though of me with my daughter's wiffle ball bat because he is hanging in his web. Should be fun.

 

[Wowimzz 10+ year member]

the one i posted is a garden orb weaver. Just looked around on google for a few and found it out

 

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

funny.... Look what i woke up to....







My dog was "playing" with it... the bottome of that cup is almost 4" and when sprawled out he came VERY close to touching it all the way around... I am in Iowa by the way...

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

funny.... Look what i woke up to....





My dog was "playing" with it... the bottome of that cup is almost 4" and when sprawled out he came VERY close to touching it all the way around... I am in Iowa by the way...

Red X

 

[boomin spl 10+ year member]

i am glad that every year in buffalo, the cold weather kills almost everything, or makes most of those bigass insects stay elsewhere. Coldweather > Spiders

 

[wu36ca 10+ year member]

Northern California does not have too much in the way of crazy spiders. Like everywhere else we just have black widows. I have seen one wolf spider that was like 3 inches across, but only once. I hate spiders with a passion, but will only kill black widows for obvious reasons.

 

[systemJLx 10+ year member]

dude that was a pretty creepy looking spider. i would have totally trapped him in a cage and kept him as a pet. now that would have been badass