best way to catch a cat

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Is it still illegal if you eat it?

 

[SWEET06CAMRY 10+ year member]

I used to have the same problem but this ****ing cat used get get on top of my car and leave pawprints all over my hood //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif

Until one day I left about 1/4 pound of ground beef with battery acid in it by the wall where my car was.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

and that took care of the problem.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

one time i caught two cats and made them have kittas so i could torture more than just two cats.

I like to kill them with my bare hands it a lot more exciting than using poison.

I bring them to almost the point of no return, then revive them so the fun last even longer.

red hot wire cutter and slow methodic limb amputations are another favorite.

If god didn't want us to torture small animals he wouldn't have made it so dam fun.

 

[djman37 5,000+ posts]

one time i caught two cats and made them have kittas so i could torture more than just two cats.
I like to kill them with my bare hands it a lot more exciting than using poison.

I bring them to almost the point of no return, then revive them so the fun last even longer.

red hot wire cutter and slow methodic limb amputations are another favorite.

If god didn't want us to torture small animals he wouldn't have made it so dam fun.

that'll be in someone's sig soon.

 

[xxxpower 10+ year member]

the old lady next door gots like 5 cats and they all come to my house take a poop in my yard lay on the cars so what i did got some big *** mouse traps and put some food on them i got them with the traps but those ****ers still come over

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

 

[xxxpower 10+ year member]

home made cat trap

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

wow faulk. Nasty pics.

On another note, bear traps ftw?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

I think we need to start making captions for some of these pics...

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Dr. Evil's cat?