best way to catch a cat

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Well, don't think anyone has said this, but it's probably the best advice. Call animal control services if you county has one. They'll gladly come pick the cat up. If not, well then you take matters into your own hand. But there was a cat that would always go onto my mom's car and one day we noticed a scratch mark on the paint. Well, as for that cat after that day, he never came back.

but you live in TN so you probably just ate the cat and saved your possum for another night.

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=cat+shot+bb

pwnt. maybe I need a better bb gun then.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

try anti-freeze mixed with tuna............just don't buy the pet safe kind and keep your pets inside until the other cat dies.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

but you live in TN so you probably just ate the cat and saved your possum for another night.

lol,

I would just hit it with a rock or a small piece of wood. Sell the cat to a local chinese resturant.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

you do realize it's against the law to view **** sites under the age of 18, illegal to drink if under the age of 21, share music files, do drugs, etc...

victim less crimes.

Also the lounge is an extremely anomic community.

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[mattf 5,000+ posts]

but you live in TN so you probably just ate the cat and saved your possum for another night.

you mean everyone doesn't eat cat?

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

you mean everyone doesn't eat pussy?





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hmmmm........

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Lay a blanket on the hood of your car, and take about 10 strips of tin and glue them to the blanket about 1/4" apart. Then, Solder wires to the strips, altenating positive and negative on each strip. Hook it up to the battery charger.

When the cat hits a postive and a negative strip, the current will jump and hit the cat with a bunch of current. AC would work better but would likely kill it.

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

landmines ftw

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

I shot a cat with my airsoft rifle (very powerful one) and I havent seen it since. Ran faster than anything Ive ever seen.

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

Lay a blanket on the hood of your car, and take about 10 strips of tin and glue them to the blanket about 1/4" apart. Then, Solder wires to the strips, altenating positive and negative on each strip. Hook it up to the battery charger.
When the cat hits a postive and a negative strip, the current will jump and hit the cat with a bunch of current. AC would work better but would likely kill it.

Sounds like fun, but it seems like a lot of work.

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

well the cat shouldnt be in his yard doing his business and being on his car, if your going to have a cat out roaming like that at least have it trained

lol the cat isn't consciously deciding to f uck with the guy it's a fuc king animal whose naturalisticly forged instincts will never fully mesh with a civilized technologically advanced society.

If you want to just be a meat head and dominate your piddling area of land that you own to feel as though you are protecting your territory thats your malfunction, but that cat is just trying to live and doesn't deserve to be shot at because its trying to s hit outside.

I'm not even one of those vegan peta fa gs either, I don't even disapprove of hunting as long as you eat what you kill, but being so callous about killing something just because its vaguely annoying you is borderline psychotic.

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Sounds like fun, but it seems like a lot of work.

Reuseable and unless it's a pretty stupid cat works forever. I am making one for the cats at my house that constantly sit on my truck.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

catch it with a sledgehammer

 

[Acizzle423 10+ year member]

but you live in TN so you probably just ate the cat and saved your possum for another night.

Yea, you know us 'southern folks'. We luvvvv us some cat and possum...Yummy, yum good!!!