best pickup line you got

[violator5spd 10+ year member]

Hi, my name's John, wanna go get some ice cream? OK fine! You can pay.

 

[Audio N00B 10+ year member]

Originally posted by nswartley wanna screw *holds out screw*?

 

-nate

Lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Heresy 10+ year member]

I hate pick up lines but just for kicks, here's one:

"Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear you were checking out my package."

 

[nswartley 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by Heresy I hate pick up lines but just for kicks, here's one:

 

"Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear you were checking out my package."

dropping the package is more appropriate //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

-nate

 

[Mark_ab 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by jbl_marshall21 i don't use pickup lines unless i'm just playing around. my looks get me the goods.

So that must not be you in the avatar, then

 

[nswartley 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by Mark_ab So that must not be you in the avatar, then

easy now....easy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

-nate //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[phazeone 10+ year member]

hey excuse me but ill bang u like a screen door in a hurricane

 

[fantomas 10+ year member]

http://linesthataregood.com/

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? [slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go ****!

A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I have only three months to live...

(leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I **********.

Say, did we go to different schools together?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

Do you want to see something swell?

So, you're a girl huh?

Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."

You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..

Be unique and different, say yes.

If I were to ask you for ***, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.

Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get 'em while they're hot!

theres well over a 1000 more at that site... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[andy00018 10+ year member]

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by fantomas If I were to ask you for ***, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

thats awesome...

 

[awalbert88 10+ year member]

"In Soviet Russia, pickups line YOU."

Oh wait, this isn't a mindless Slashdot post.

I don't really use pickup lines, but that's probably because I don't really have to. But the best one I've ever heard is:

"Baby, your eyes shine like the crack of my ***." Sadly enough, that line actually worked for a guy I know. She didn't speak much english at all, apparently..

 

[OJ Simpson 32 10+ year member]

At a bar:

Excuse me, would you like a drink?

She says, "sure".

Cool, get me one too.

 

[jbl_marshall21 10+ year member]

Originally posted by Mark_ab So that must not be you in the avatar, then

that just not a good picture. i'll get another one soon enough.

 

[eengrms 10+ year member]

Originally posted by BASSBOY Lets play army, Ill lay down and you blow the hell outta me

Hahaha. I like that one.

My favorites:

"Are we related? Do you want to be?"

"Excuse me, I am about to go ********** and needed a name to go with the face."

"I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate."

"You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?"

"You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign."

"You look like my mommy. I like my mommy."

"I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside.. "

"I once knew a squirrel named Marvin. God your hot. Marvin is in Africa now. "

 

[SoundsUnlimited 10+ year member]

Originally posted by jbl_marshall21 that just not a good picture. i'll get another one soon enough.

I didnt know they still ran the show the "WALTONS" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif ...lol

Blake