Best investment evarrrr

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock

> one

> > year ago, you

> > would have $49 left.

> >

> > With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the

> original

> > $1,000.

> >

> > With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

> >

> > But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one

> year

> > ago, drunk all

> > of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum

> > recycling REFUND,

> > you would have $214 cash.

> >

> > Based on the above, the best current investment advice

> is

> > to drink

> > heavily and recycle!!!!!!!!!!.

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[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

here if you turn in a pound of po tabs you get a free keg.

 

[Supergumby5000 5,000+ posts]

here if you turn in a pound of po tabs you get a free keg.

d amn

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

says who?

 

[Ford302Redneck 10+ year member]

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock> one

> > year ago, you

> > would have $49 left.

> >

> > With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the

> original

> > $1,000.

> >

> > With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

> >

> > But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one

> year

> > ago, drunk all

> > of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum

> > recycling REFUND,

> > you would have $214 cash.

> >

> > Based on the above, the best current investment advice

> is

> > to drink

> > heavily and recycle!!!!!!!!!!.

Going by 80 cent a pound aluminum, it would take 4369 dollars to get 214 refund.

Going by $14 dollars 24 pack.

Yes, I've recycled cans, and I know how many cans it takes to make 200 dollar.

My math could be a little rusty.

 

[mannyb18b]

you are mexican you don't know what fannie mae is

 

[Ford302Redneck 10+ year member]

$1000 dollars would get you ~1700 cans, which is only $74 dollars refunded.

with 28 cans in a pound at 80 cent

Now that is around here.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

No I do not lol

 

[mannyb18b]

I was telling you

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Mortgage thing isn't it?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

You can get 2400 cans here for $1,000..30packs of Keystone for $12.50 FTW!

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

That is not a good investment anyway, you lose a TON of money. A good investment is something that makes you money.

 

[pioneerpimp 5,000+ posts]

30 pack of keystone here is 9.99

 

[Jbowsky_62 10+ year member]

im with the OP because you get ****ed up and you get a percentage of your investment back

with Fannie Mae you just get ****ed

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

California pays big for cans I think. It's basically a social program to give money to can collectors.