Been bothering me for awhile...

[ctmike 10+ year member]

The kid in road trip did get laid //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

yeah, towards the end, forgot about that. to a fatty though, nothing you'd want to brag about.

 

[MorningWood]

hey lay off dipshit. i bet you got pushed around in school like a little *****.

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

if your 105 pounds and 17 i highly doubt you have much behind your punch and thats not a bad thing, despite popular belief being a big testosterone monster isnt the goal in life but since it seems you wanna stand up for yourself and kick a bit of ***.... So given the facts...
step 1

Get a roll of quarters, or a oval shaped lighter or something close in size that is hard...that is going to go in your punching hand (makes the first punch, the important one hurt alot more)

Step 2

kick the ****er in the knee cap, side of the knee or make sure as **** you hit him in the junk (the later is the hardest since most ppl protect it)

Step 3

After step 2 is accomplished or he is distracted enough you can get a shot in for sure..punch him in the adams apple or nose, ear works too or even an uppercut would suffice.

Step 4

keep swinging or run like a ***** .

If you're going to go ahead and fight, DO NOT FINISH IT OFF BY RUNNING. You need to show these ****ers you mean business, and running off will completely ruin that. Even if you don't win, go down swinging, they will at least think twice from that point on.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

yeah, towards the end, forgot about that. to a fatty though, nothing you'd want to brag about.

Hitting her from behind would be like watching a lava lamp.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

They'll probably have their girlfriends kick your ***.

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

i put the run like a little girl part in the end because those are his only options..your right i should have added in the fact it wasnt a smrt one . //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[rugdnit 10+ year member]

The kid in road trip did get laid //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

did you skin a cheetah?????????????

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Hitting her from behind would be like watching a lava lamp.

Or like watching the ripple from someone doing a cannonball into a swimming pool of cottage cheese.

 

[MorningWood]

So, have you asked the principal if you could sit by her desk while the others go out and play?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

did you skin a cheetah?????????????

No //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[perfecxionX 10+ year member]

Hitting her from behind would be like watching a lava lamp.

that chick really does ****, for those of you that care....

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

that chick really does ****, for those of you that care....

Wait, I thought we were talking about a fat chick?

If not, pm.

 

[rugdnit 10+ year member]

No //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

if you're gonna quote ROAD TRIP my man..... KNOW THE SHOW!

 

[jeeper07 5,000+ posts]

you should go help this kid out lol....

i offered my assistance and he didnt respond so gooooood luck haha.

 

[perfecxionX 10+ year member]

nevermind i just checked.and was wrong