Be nice to your neighbors

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Be nice so they don't burn your house down while on vacation.or while you're still in it

Will add that, thanks

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

My neighbor's kids spotted a junkie trespassing in my Tahoe this past summer.

So I think they're little "neighborhood watches" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

They will actually call the police when they hear someone stealing from your house

They will actually let your son/daughter in if a serious killer/r@pist breaks in the house and your kids make a run for it.

They will less likely allow their kids to bully your kids.

They might baby sit your house/kids/pets for your.

They will be more nosy on your personal life

They will want to be invited for events.

They might stalk your family

Their friends and relatives become your friends.

They might R@pe your kids when your guard is down

Best of all, If they are hot, you can have a nice little swinger orgy

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

They will actually call the police when they hear someone stealing from your houseThey will actually let your son/daughter in if a serious killer/r@pist breaks in the house and your kids make a run for it.

They will less likely allow their kids to bully your kids.

They might baby sit your house/kids/pets for your.

They will be more nosy on your personal life

They will want to be invited for events.

They might stalk your family

Their friends and relatives become your friends.

They might R@pe your kids when your guard is down

Best of all, If they are hot, you can have a nice little swinger orgy

dat last one doe....the girl next door!

 

[Joseph7195 10+ year member]

Borrow a cup of sugar?

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

My neighbor's kids spotted a junkie trespassing in my Tahoe this past summer.
So I think they're little "neighborhood watches" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Awesome

They will actually call the police when they hear someone stealing from your houseThey will actually let your son/daughter in if a serious killer/r@pist breaks in the house and your kids make a run for it.

They will less likely allow their kids to bully your kids.

They might baby sit your house/kids/pets for your.

They will be more nosy on your personal life

They will want to be invited for events.

They might stalk your family

Their friends and relatives become your friends.

They might R@pe your kids when your guard is down

Best of all, If they are hot, you can have a nice little swinger orgy

Fuck yeah, great list! Thanks and likes to you sir //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsupwink.gif.129404938effda6ad9cca39e7f4b58a3.gif

dat last one doe....the girl next door!

Your daughter? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Borrow a cup of sugar?

Yesssssssssssss //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

Awesome


Fuck yeah, great list! Thanks and likes to you sir //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsupwink.gif.129404938effda6ad9cca39e7f4b58a3.gif

Your daughter? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Yesssssssssssss //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

Not again...you need to get laid, w/o the mention of my daughter.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Not again...you need to get laid, w/o the mention of my daughter.

Been slightly over a month since I've gotten some.

After my truck is done, I'm gonna scoop up some cock-hungry freshmen chicks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

Been slightly over a month since I've gotten some.
After my truck is done, I'm gonna scoop up some cock-hungry freshmen chicks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

aka jailbait?!

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Nah, I'm still 17

 

[Tripn88]

They don't call animal control on you. My dogs like to dig under our privacy fences and roam around the neighborhood.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

They don't call animal control on you. My dogs like to dig under our privacy fences and roam around the neighborhood.

That's another good one.

The neighbor's dog actually bit my mom last week and it looked really nasty. She didn't want to do anything about it legally though, which I thought was dumb

 

[Jes 42 10+ year member]

my neighbors gave my sister lawn ornaments to get into barter fair hahaha

Yo sister //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsdown.gif.d22f25895e9b40f2300c953691dacfa2.gif gave me da Chlamydia..You better go get checked homie.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Lol

 

[mazdakid 5,000+ posts]

That's another good one.
The neighbor's dog actually bit my mom last week and it looked really nasty. She didn't want to do anything about it legally though, which I thought was dumb

My dog bit my next door neighbor when we were in junior high. Kid jumped over our fence and the dog ripped part of his ear off.

We didn't know it until a few years later when mom went to get home owners insurance on her new house, but they sued us for over $100,000 for medical expenses.