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[808skindiver 10+ year member]

how much watts you runnin to that penis?

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

how much watts you runnin to that penis?

my flux asspacitor supplies a full 1.21 jigawatts directly to the head my apparatus

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

my shit is ran wirelessly through bluetooth

 

[808skindiver 10+ year member]

the danger zone is enzyte

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

i once slapped rosie o'donnel in the cheek with my cack...........barely made a mark

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

in 1997, i escaped from prison using only my dick

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I battled Godzilla with my dick, it's one of those time that Godzilla lost

 

[808skindiver 10+ year member]

back in 92 i played sega genesis with the rod

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

my prick has it's own credit card

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

My shit requires 3 square meal...

 

[808skindiver 10+ year member]

my dolo lives in a 3.7 cube ported shlong tuned at 30hz.

 

[chaunb3400 10+ year member]

My sh!t is illegal in all 50 states and Puerto Rico //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[808skindiver 10+ year member]

the only place my shit is legal in is Yugoslavia.