Be Careful!

i have 2 penises tuned to 34 hertz
when i whip my shit out, it causes earthquakes and power outages.

that's why Cali hasn't gotten an earthquake in awhile //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

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when i whip my shit out, it causes earthquakes and power outages.


that's why Cali hasn't gotten an earthquake in awhile //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
my junk has it's own gravity. sometimes i'm afraid that i'll affect the orbit of the moon.

 
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