I was on the road with a freakshow circus. It was a late sunday night and we were all closing shop. I had been sick all day long and didn't want to show my normal talents of glass eating. Eleven PM rolls around and i have my late night dinner usually consisting of Spam and uncooked potatos. The bearded woman comes over and deeply grunts, "You feel it yet?" I relpied nervously, "um no, what do you mean?" She laughs, flexes her biceps and walks away. All of a sudden i scream a loud bear yelp and everyone runs to find out what is going on. The bearded lady screams "IT'S TIME, GATHER ROUND!" I get basically gang banged, hog tied and hung from the tent completely *****. The penguin man crams a handfull of toothpicks up my colon and all of a sudden another life force of strength is ejected from my ***. It was like i had a child. Shit just pouring out of me i had no idea how do react. Either it was from the pain of getting stabbed with a handful of toothpicks. Or that my body was being completely drained. Either way i was hard as a rock.