ATTN: Phat Gurlz

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

I see you fückers still like the obese bítches

Especially in the winter time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Especially in the winter time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

Yeah, they're warm and better to cuddle with.

If any of you guys have chubby daughters.... hit me up! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Well, pregnant girl is pissed off at me right now, so no fucking her today //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
The main is on here period this week too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Asked her if we could do anal.... She said absolutely not because she's done it and hated it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

Whatever guy ruined that experience for her, I'd like to beat the shit out of //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rage.gif.0ad8a6e5565b5fddce406566fdd05149.gif

Last week was fantastic. This week was awful.

On top of that, we had school off today. I planned to have her over in the morning to take a shower. Well, my mom schedules today to be when the plumber comes to our house to fix the hole in out ceiling that he made last time. I have to be home while he's here doing that, and obviously can't have my girl over until he leaves.

Major cock block

I was off today but having to help a guy hook up an Expedition...so my day is shot as well...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

I was off today but having to help a guy hook up an Expedition...so my day is shot as well...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

At least your hopes of shower sex weren't crushed today

 

[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, they're warm and better to cuddle with.

Apparently a vending machine simulator too.

 

[els1989]

I was off today but having to help a guy hook up an Expedition...so my day is shot as well...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

You ever pay that guy back on them speakers we were hearing about the past couple days

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[mazdakid 5,000+ posts]

You ever pay that guy back on them speakers we were hearing about the past couple days

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He hasn't been on the forum in a week.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Apparently a vending machine simulator too.

Idk, I've got a thing for big girls.

The last girl I had sex with completely went against the norm for me. She couldn't have weighed over 100 pounds. During doggystyle, my hip bones were hitting against her hip bones //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

I'm talking to a new girl right now. Life is good //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

She's what I've been looking for //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Full blown aids?

Nah, thick white virgin with a pretty face and big tits

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Well it's unrelated, but the girl I'm trying to get with now (besides Gabby as usual) is really skinny. She's 95 pounds //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

What is related to this thread is that I heard on the radio this morning there's a plus sized model on the front cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

Ashley Graham. She's not a 10, but I'd still smash //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

damn she's fat.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

dman she's fat.

Yeah, and I like it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/boink.gif.91933e72f927f2cefc79aff02573090c.gif

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Looks a little like Eva Mendes in the face.