Attack Suggestions

[jrerun21 10+ year member]

If I wait in line for a whole night, and these idiots rush the door as they did last year, should I start stabbing, shooting, or piledriving people? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

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[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

don't wait in line and rush the door yourself.

 

[alxmlr789 10+ year member]

hand grenades should suffice.

 

[jrerun21 10+ year member]

Problem is I'm always the only black person in line... Cops had their eye on me specifically... I'm trying to go out with a bang... I like the grenades idea. As long as no merchandise is damaged.

 

[maroj248]

Tear Gas?

and your the only one with a mask.

 

[jrerun21 10+ year member]

Tear Gas?

I'm too sensitive for tear gas... I'll end up crying instead of buying.

Ahh.. the mask might work though

 

[alxmlr789 10+ year member]

Problem is I'm always the only black person in line... Cops had their eye on me specifically... I'm trying to go out with a bang... I like the grenades idea. As long as no merchandise is damaged.

If your the first one in, just toss a few grenades behind you, and run.

 

[jrerun21 10+ year member]

If your the first one in, just toss a few grenades behind you, and run.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif That will give me plenty of time to shop in peace.

 

[BreakingBad]

as they open the doors, scream "HOLY SHIT HE HAS A GUN, OH MY GOD HE HAS A GUN"

and run in while people run away?

 

[jrerun21 10+ year member]

as they open the doors, scream "HOLY SHIT HE HAS A GUN, OH MY GOD HE HAS A GUN"
and run in while people run away?

That's ingenious.

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

just rush the door ***** doing the helicopter.

 

[tRidiot 10+ year member]

just rush the door ***** doing the helicopter.

Certainly the most effective suggestion yet...

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

I like piano wire right at neck height. just remember to duck. and if you want, you can also place tripwires that trigger bamboo crossbows with poison tipped arrows like the vc did.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

as they open the doors, scream "HOLY SHIT HE HAS A GUN, OH MY GOD HE HAS A GUN"
and run in while people run away?

shit, that made me laugh pretty hard. I think i'll try that one too.

 

[Anniku989 10+ year member]

as they open the doors, scream "HOLY SHIT HE HAS A GUN, OH MY GOD HE HAS A GUN"
and run in while people run away?

That would be hilarious, lol

I wonder how fast our BB is going to run out of zune's, the 30gig models are only $80 tomarro.