Anyone know any short hilarious Asian Jokes?

[wgaede 10+ year member]

Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?

A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.

Q: What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"?

A: A Chinese **********.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Black ***** with a Chinese?

A: A maid that sucks your shirts.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinaman?

A: A car thief who can't drive.

 

[gHOstFaCe 10+ year member]

How do asians name there kids?

The thrown spoons at the wall. "ching chang clang bang"

BTW I'm .5 asian. nukkas!

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

How do asians name there kids?
The thrown spoons at the wall. "ching chang clang bang"

IIRC it is they throw silverware down the stairs, Ching, chong, chang...

 

[gHOstFaCe 10+ year member]

IIRC it is they throw silverware down the stairs, Ching, chong, chang...

That must have been their next door neighbors

A Chinese couple get married ... and she's a virgin.

On the wedding night, she cowers ***** under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?"

"I want number 69 preaze" she replies.

"You want beef with broccolri?"

 

[MA-3D 10+ year member]

What do you call two Asians in a Jeep?

Gooks of Hazard!

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

What do you call two Asians in a Jeep?
Gooks of Hazard!

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[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Philipino's don't need anyone else to make them look bad

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What do you get when a Mexican and a Chinese person have a child?

Car thief that can't drive.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What do you call a Chinese person that is spun around several times?

Disoriented.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What do you call a drive-by in China town?

Cappachino.

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

why do asians have slits for eyes?

becuz they ******** like this :*squints and simulates stroking motion*

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

What do you call a drive-by in China town?
Cappachino.

^^^

I totally forgot about that one.

how do the Viets name thier kids?

throw stones in a pond. *guk* *gliek* *bup* *diep* plop

 

[DZNUTTS 10+ year member]

q: where does portagee sausage come from? a: stupid pigs

What do you call a couple of filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

What do you call a filipino origami maker?

Manila folder

what do you call someone who is part filipino?

quarta flip

try to use liquor, beer, and gin in sentance

licka birgin. . .touched for the very first time(you have to hear it in person and know how old filipino men talk)

not really about short asians but whatever. . .

BTW i'm half filipino

Only guys from hawaii would know.

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

yah

 

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.

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