Anyone know any short hilarious Asian Jokes?

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

Been hearing black, caucasion, and hispanic jokes all my life and i have not been hearing many asian jokes around. Don't worry im a filipino asian, so no hard feelings ok? Post as much short jokes that are hilarious. Would love to share with my class on friday.

This is the only one i know that i thought was really funny...

How can you tell an asian guy robbed your house??

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He left his slippers outside.

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[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

Why dont asians go to disany land

there all to small to go on the good rides

 

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

Why dont asians go to disany land



there all to small to go on the good rides

lmfao!!!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

My penis is so short, when I go to the restroom I pee on my balls.

 

[Mark_ab 5,000+ posts]

hahahahahahaha

 

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

My penis is so short, when I go to the restroom I pee on my balls.

lol that's why i prefer to be known as a pacific islander than an asian. lmao.. those dam chinese, japanese, etc.. are making us filipinos look bad. lol.

 

[Mark_ab 5,000+ posts]

Philipino's don't need anyone else to make them look bad

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

this thread is horrible

 

[Mark_ab 5,000+ posts]

shut up

 

[kuijo 10+ year member]

My penis is so short, when I go to the restroom I pee on my balls.

that was pretty funny.

 

[ExS 10+ year member]

The best Asian are Indonesians.

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

lol that's why i prefer to be known as a pacific islander than an asian. lmao.. those dam chinese, japanese, etc.. are making us filipinos look bad. lol.

hey hey hey now.... we werent the ones that got ***** and pilaged by the spanish. Island mexicans.

its was a fun joke please dont take offense //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

how do you blind an asian (especially chinese)?

use dental floss or put him behind a steering wheel

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

you made a joke in the thread title.

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

haha... thats funny //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

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