Anyone know any short hilarious Asian Jokes?

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

My penis is so short, when I go to the restroom I pee on my balls.

you got that from me.. i told someone a while back that their dicc was so small they piss on their nuts. you copied me and turned it into an asian joke. fucker.

 

[randomco 10+ year member]

Why dont asians go to disany land



there all to small to go on the good rides

Are you crazy? Have you been to Disneyland in Anahiem? FULL OF ASIANS! They all crowd in line, I want to bring an uzi.

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

lol crazy FOBS in thier suits and cameras

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

you got that from me.. i told someone a while back that their dicc was so small they piss on their nuts. you copied me and turned it into an asian joke. fucker.

That joke has been around long before you, stupidfuck. Go smoke some weed.

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

you got that from me.. i told someone a while back that their dicc was so small they piss on their nuts. you copied me and turned it into an asian joke. fucker.

i bet you just stole that from malibus most wanted, nukka

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

knock knock......

who's there?

an asian

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

Supplies!

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

* What is a Filipino's idea of devastation?o It's where you catch de bus.

* How does a Filipino use "devastation" in a sentence?

o Hoy auntie, don't you have to go buy your ticket at "DEVASTATION"? (get it the bus station???)

* What's the difference between select and choose ??

o Select is when you pick out something...choose is what Filipinos wear on their feet !!!

* What do you call a Filipino walking a dog?

o A vegetarian.

* What do you get when you cross a Filipino & Hawaiian?

o Somebody who loves to clean yard but no more land.

* There are three Santas on the Roof. Which one is the Filipino one?

o The one in the bunny suit.

LMAO!!

my gf is filipina //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

you got that from me.. i told someone a while back that their dicc was so small they piss on their nuts. you copied me and turned it into an asian joke. fucker.

uhm.....are you joking?

I heard this like 5 yrs ago meng

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

LMAO!!

my gf is filipina //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

she goes nuts huh? like shes crazy. like mentally. crazy.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

hehehe

no comment

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

stupidfuck.

youre asian you have a small dick and i'll field goal kick you.

Go smoke some weed.

ok.

uhm.....are you joking?


I heard this like 5 yrs ago meng

no, i made that up 6 years ago..... it obviously got around.. and i want royalties.

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

q: where does portagee sausage come from?

a: stupid pigs

What do you call a couple of filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

What do you call a filipino origami maker?

Manila folder

what do you call someone who is part filipino?

quarta flip

try to use liquor, beer, and gin in sentance

licka birgin. . .touched for the very first time(you have to hear it in person and know how old filipino men talk)

not really about short asians but whatever. . .

BTW i'm half filipino

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

What do you call a couple of filipino pilots? A pair of pliers

BTW i'm half filipino

HAHAHAHAHHA i like that one!!! btw its pilipino //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[GSteg 10+ year member]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA this thread is hilarious. Anyone got anymore? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif