Any one ever had a hemmoroid?

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

I think i do....it hurts. Just sent the wifey to Wal-greens for some cream.

Discuss.

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[eazyj 10+ year member]

lol yes they do hurt

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

it feels like some pressure on my ******* and if i clench it up, it feels like a saltine cracker is wedged in the hole.

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

had some hot wings, mine burns.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

had some hot wings, mine burns.

i'd rather have a ring of fire right now:crying:

 

[LordHumongous]

Wrap some tp around your finger and feel around the anus.

If you feel a lump it's probly a 'roid

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i'd rather have a ring of fire right now:crying:

that reminds me i have to buy a johnny cash cd for my dad

 

[eazyj 10+ year member]

just wait untill u have to use the shit pain pain pain

 

[MkKin420 10+ year member]

Roid-A-Way Applied directly to the roid. Ahhhh(sigh of relief), applied directly to the roid.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Ouchies.

Never had one, and hope I never do.

Good luck with it.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

They're a real pain in the ***. Itch bad also.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

Wrap some tp around your finger and feel around the anus.If you feel a lump it's probly a 'roid

i did that already in the shower...its a roid

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

Ouchies.
Never had one, and hope I never do.

Good luck with it.

apparently they are unavoidable....at some point in life everybody gets one, so i read on the intrawebz..

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

wow, on 2nd though I might have one. there is some intense itching mostely and discomfort.

what exactly are you feeling?

 

[JBerger 10+ year member]

Whatever you do, don't mistake it for a tick and have your little brother pull it out with some pliers.................

Not that I've ever done that, but I had a friend who did

Its a great drinkin story