Almost died an hour ago.

[MetalMaxima 10+ year member]

Audioholic is GWB Jr, tr00 story

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

should have rubbed one out while suffocating, heard that adds to the experience

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

I may have rubbed one out, I really dont remember. Definitely sounds like something Id do.

Nope, no dain bramage here.

 

[AVSTANG02]

So I woke up on the floor about an hour ago, shaking and wheezing. Took me several seconds to even realize I was on the floor, and I was actually face-first in the carpet. Thought I had some kind of convulsion attack. Tried to remember why I was in that particular room. Then realized I had ketchup on my face, and a hotdog was smashed into the carpet. Oh yeah! That's when I remembered, I choked on the first potato chip I ate for dinner to the point I suffocated and went unconscious, apparently. No idea how long I was out. The black-out sensation, and trying to remember things that just happened, are really strange. I think... I came pretty damn close to dying. lol
Anyway, nobody else to share with atm, and I so rarely post about my private life, so figured Id share this story. Finding it quite funny one little potato chip almost kileld me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Douchebag learn to chew.

I bet you are 1 fat **** inhaling his food.

 

[Xprime4 10+ year member]

you can now life your life to the fullest //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[nwbowman1977 10+ year member]

just thank god, that was able to wake up from that. since u was choking and couldn't breathe, u could of had brain damage due to lack of oxygen to the brain cause 1st sign is unconiousness in which you had. respect the potato chip, cause a teaspoon of water can kill you( that's on the real). just be carefully next time

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Douchebag learn to chew.
I bet you are 1 fat **** inhaling his food.

I was wondering when you would show up. You would bet wrong, Im not fat at all, quite the contrary. We cant all be fat insecure losers like you who have to find women on internet dating services.
Cheers.

 

[Xprime4 10+ year member]

I was wondering when you would show up. You would bet wrong, Im not fat at all, quite the contrary. We cant all be fat insecure losers like you who have to find women on internet dating services.
Cheers.

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Whats wrong with internet dating services?

You gonna talk shit about me next?

 

[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

I lol'd pretty hard @ Post #1

Glad you're still alive. But man that was a funny story lol

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Whats wrong with internet dating services?
You gonna talk shit about me next?

Yes, cuz we all know Im such a shit talker around here. Calm down dude, Im sure you meet very nice girls that way. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

I lol'd pretty hard @ Post #1
Glad you're still alive. But man that was a funny story lol

Thanks, yeah Im still laughing about it too. Weird shit. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Nobody but me in the house for the next week or so.

Mail order brides **** waiting on huh??

Glad you are okay. Would miss your witty ways around here.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Mail order brides **** waiting on huh??

Glad you are okay. Would miss your witty ways around here.

Russian women dont just fly here over night ya know!
Thanks man.

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

I've eaten my fair share of chips, and I've never had one almost take me out like that.

Chew your food //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif