Almost died an hour ago.

[Grinder1989 5,000+ posts]

So I woke up on the floor about an hour ago, shaking and wheezing. Took me several seconds to even realize I was on the floor, and I was actually face-first in the carpet. Thought I had some kind of convulsion attack. Tried to remember why I was in that particular room. Then realized I had ketchup on my face, and a hotdog was smashed into the carpet. Oh yeah! That's when I remembered, I choked on the first potato chip I ate for dinner to the point I suffocated and went unconscious, apparently. No idea how long I was out. The black-out sensation, and trying to remember things that just happened, are really strange. I think... I came pretty damn close to dying. lol
Anyway, nobody else to share with atm, and I so rarely post about my private life, so figured Id share this story. Finding it quite funny one little potato chip almost kileld me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

You get what you deserve you argumentative bastard

J/k, glad your ok. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Farmacist 10+ year member]

So I woke up on the floor about an hour ago, shaking and wheezing. Took me several seconds to even realize I was on the floor, and I was actually face-first in the carpet. Thought I had some kind of convulsion attack. Tried to remember why I was in that particular room. Then realized I had ketchup on my face, and a hotdog was smashed into the carpet. Oh yeah! That's when I remembered, I choked on the first potato chip I ate for dinner to the point I suffocated and went unconscious, apparently. No idea how long I was out. The black-out sensation, and trying to remember things that just happened, are really strange. I think... I came pretty damn close to dying. lol
Anyway, nobody else to share with atm, and I so rarely post about my private life, so figured Id share this story. Finding it quite funny one little potato chip almost kileld me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

death by potato chip... FTL

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

In my defense, it was an unusually large potato chip. And I think it knew karate. It had me on the floor in like 5 seconds.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Deep throat a lot of dick, get those throat muscles strong, and you will dominate that bad boy next time!

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

So I woke up on the floor about an hour ago, shaking and wheezing. Took me several seconds to even realize I was on the floor, and I was actually face-first in the carpet. Thought I had some kind of convulsion attack. Tried to remember why I was in that particular room. Then realized I had ketchup on my face, and a hotdog was smashed into the carpet. Oh yeah! That's when I remembered, I choked on the first potato chip I ate for dinner to the point I suffocated and went unconscious, apparently. No idea how long I was out. The black-out sensation, and trying to remember things that just happened, are really strange. I think... I came pretty damn close to dying. lol
Anyway, nobody else to share with atm, and I so rarely post about my private life, so figured Id share this story. Finding it quite funny one little potato chip almost kileld me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

We all die, but not many of us really ever live. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Na, in all seriousness, be careful man. Glad to see you are ok.

I once literally almost chocked to death on a feather from a stupid *** pillow. We are nothing more than weak shells housing infinite capacity. Ca.com has something like 100,000 members? If you would have died, the collective IQ of the entire forum would have DROPPED at least 10 Points, and we would be back below retarded again.

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Also, crunktimes has a system very similar to life alert, if you would have been over there, we would have been notified upon your collapse and had ninja EMT's into your home within 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

 

[STR8BLaZiNTB 10+ year member]

Atleast you didnt wake up with a condom hanging out your azz....LOL

**** thats some pretty funny shit right there but on the real glad you didn't die..

imagine the parents being told their son died on a potato?? haha

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

Dying from suffocation/not being able to breathe is a horrible way to die. Obviously I haven't yet or I wouldn't be posting this, but I have come close too many times to count during asthma attacks

You can feel the energy draining from your body, panic sets in so you start to sweat. I have never lost conciousness, but the feeling of your body being drained of its lifeforce(oxygen) is not fun.

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

I laughed so hard one time watching the original "Jackass" movie that I started coughing and gagging. When I woke up, I was face down on my carpet with rug burns on the bridge of my nose and forehead.

I neve knew how long I was out, but I've never watched any of the other "Jackass" movies. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif