Almost died an hour ago.

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

So I woke up on the floor about an hour ago, shaking and wheezing. Took me several seconds to even realize I was on the floor, and I was actually face-first in the carpet. Thought I had some kind of convulsion attack. Tried to remember why I was in that particular room. Then realized I had ketchup on my face, and a hotdog was smashed into the carpet. Oh yeah! That's when I remembered, I choked on the first potato chip I ate for dinner to the point I suffocated and went unconscious, apparently. No idea how long I was out. The black-out sensation, and trying to remember things that just happened, are really strange. I think... I came pretty damn close to dying. lol

Anyway, nobody else to share with atm, and I so rarely post about my private life, so figured Id share this story. Finding it quite funny one little potato chip almost kileld me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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[Korn4Life 5,000+ posts]

Wow. Thats some scary shit

 

[528hz 10+ year member]

**goes to kitchen and gets chips**

 

[KyleBechtold 5,000+ posts]

don't live with anyone?

 

[Korn4Life 5,000+ posts]

Atleast you didnt wake up with a condom hanging out your azz....LOL

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

good thing I said a prayer for u, divine intervention //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif. lol sike glad u didn't die

 

[tdblanchard13 10+ year member]

was the hot dog still warm??? that might give you an idea. thats pretty crazy stuff right there

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

don't live with anyone?

Nobody but me in the house for the next week or so.

 

[tez4life Premium Member]

Man thats crazy, glad your alright.

"note to self, no more plain Lays at work for lunch" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

was the hot dog still warm??? that might give you an idea. thats pretty crazy stuff right there

I dont know, I tossed it right away. lol I was pissed I made it (them actually, 2 dogs) and didnt get one single bite. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Not in much of a mood to try eating again for a while tho. Maybe breakfast. The chip actually hurt my throat. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif ha
Dont think I was out like long enough for the food to get cold. But Im really not sure. It was probably brief.

edit: thanks for the nice thoughts guys... this seemed like the kinda life story you guys like reading. It was pretty interesting to go through.

 

[KyleBechtold 5,000+ posts]

Nobody but me in the house for the next week or so.

you got lucky then!!

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Want some more chips?

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

wow, i can be an ******* sometimes.

 

[terra 5,000+ posts]

Good think you didn't die. Half the forum knowledge would die with you...

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Thats pretty hardcore.

If I had a medal, I'd give it to you.

Later, tater.