That is freeking funny right there. Oh no, dope isn't bad for you, it's not any more dangerous than alcohol. Maybey so, still illegal, still kills brain cells and affects memory, still causes cancer (though if you get it then you can smoke out even more because it becomes "medicine" Jesus, just because it makes you feel good doesn't mean it should be legal. Hell, heroin makes you feel good, does that mean it should be legal? Cocaine? Methamphetamine? if you require mind altering drugs to feel good/alive then the world has clearly turned and left you behind, and I pity your worthlessness. I just can't accept being reliant on a chemical/plant/substance to feel right or happy- life is pretty freekin' good, you just may not realize it. Take your lips off the bong and look around, you're probably missing something. Besides, how many cheetoes do you really need to eat?