Alaskan Joke

[Nikuk 5,000+ posts]

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the

stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from

humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets

groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on

his door. He opens It and sees a huge, bearded man standing there.

"Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road ..Having a

Christmas

party Friday night...Thought you might like to come. About 5:00."

"Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some

local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn

you...There's gonna be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink

with the best of 'em."

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna

be some fightin' too."

"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there

Thanks again."

"More'n likely be some wild ***, too." "Now that's really not a

problem," says Tom, warming to the idea "I've been all alone for six

months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"

"Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us."

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[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

LMAO! ewwww

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

haha gayz0r!!

 

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[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

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if by Bear you mean hot chicks, then yes, you're correct

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

That was actually funny...

 

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diggin the new avatar Expy.......

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

estoy disgusted. lol but funny

 

[Nikuk 5,000+ posts]

HAHAHAHAHAHA
That was actually funny...

::bows::

I only post funny joke threads. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

That was a good one unlike my lame attempts //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

::bows::

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[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

You should be proud. I'm hard to please //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

then i must be amazing hehe

 

[Nikuk 5,000+ posts]

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[B_Master_Flash 10+ year member]

if by Bear you mean hot chicks, then yes, you're correct

I thought a bear was a heary gay man

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

I thought a bear was a heary gay man

if thats what he meant by it then the answer would be a definite no