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<blockquote data-quote="Nikuk" data-source="post: 790748" data-attributes="member: 555692">Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of&nbsp; thestress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far&nbsp; fromhumanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and&nbsp; getsgroceries once a month. Otherwise it&#039;s total peace and&nbsp; quiet.After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone&nbsp; knocks onhis door. He opens It and sees a huge, bearded man standing&nbsp; there.&quot;Name&#039;s Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road&nbsp; ..Having aChristmasparty&nbsp; Friday night...Thought you might like&nbsp; to come. About 5:00.&quot;&quot;Great&quot;, says Tom, &quot;after six months out here I&#039;m ready to meet&nbsp; somelocal folks. Thank you.&quot; As Lars is leaving, he stops. &quot;Gotta&nbsp; warnyou...There&#039;s gonna be some drinkin&#039;.&quot;&quot;Not a&nbsp; problem&quot; says Tom. &quot;After 25 years in the business, I can drinkwith&nbsp; the best of &#039;em.&quot;Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. &quot;More &#039;n&#039;&nbsp; likely gonnabe some fightin&#039; too.&quot;&quot;Well, I&nbsp; get along with people, I&#039;ll be all right. I&#039;ll be thereThanks&nbsp; again.&quot;&quot;More&#039;n likely be some wild ***, too.&quot; &quot;Now that&#039;s&nbsp; really not aproblem,&quot; says Tom, warming to the idea &quot;I&#039;ve been all&nbsp; alone for sixmonths! I&#039;ll definitely be there. By the way, what should&nbsp; I wear?&quot;&quot;Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of&nbsp; us.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Nikuk, post: 790748, member: 555692"] Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens It and sees a huge, bearded man standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road ..Having a Christmas party Friday night...Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...There's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there Thanks again." "More'n likely be some wild ***, too." "Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us." [/QUOTE]

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